by Sttteeze January 13, 2010
Get the christeeze mug.A guy who has an infinite amount of bad jokes, taste in music and loves to spam your text inbox with crap. Definition of narcissism when in all actuality he has nothing to be proud of except being a douche. Wears youth medium shirts, tans in doors, would wear frosted tips in his hair if he could find a stylist drunk enough to do it.
by IHateChrisMoore May 15, 2013
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Any "mega church" that has huge membership numbers, and an emphasis on entertainment as much or more than religion.
As in: "Christco Warehouse Religion Club" for all your bulk and discount worship needs.
As in: "Christco Warehouse Religion Club" for all your bulk and discount worship needs.
Bob and Alice joined the new "Christco" club down the street, they love the pastor, but the new dance numbers are to die for!
by RockyWords August 10, 2009
Get the Christco mug.This is when a prominent musician, singer, actor, entertainer 'finds' God then finds he can only produce inspipid, mindless rubbish afterwards or everything he/she subsequently does from then on in has to be infused with elements of their new found faith. See Cliff Richard as an example of this.
He was an amazingly fluent musician who played with fire and power but as soon as he became christed he began to produce some of the most bland and syrupy music known to humankind. It was a waste of immense talent.
by Jonathan June 22, 2004
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by mud9090 November 19, 2013
Get the Christaoke mug.A spanish cultural phenomenon in the 21th century, Christanos are known to be relatively outgoing but addicted to memes and enjoys saying the word amigo.
by JaaaaaayyyyTeeee October 19, 2019
Get the Christano mug.i used the corporate card to pick up the dinner tab, and then we went back to my place and my assistant christelized me
by douche walters November 7, 2006
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