christion

A chemically imbalanced creature of the female species

Man, your girl is a straight Christion! I hate that bitch!.

by Smarr T June 19, 2015

christition

1. ADJ. An insult against Reals.

The word christition itself is unknown in meaning, but we do know that it was meant to insult Reals in some sort of way.

Mikey D created the word in his song "Indian Ignition"

"...it's a ignition, or ignition mrission of the indian christition. I'm just makin up words..."

by Cds June 15, 2004

Christbagels

Derriving from the phrase "Jesus Christ". CHristbagels are holy but at the same time are used as another way to say "God" or "Jesus"

YOU DONT GOTTA LOOK UP EVERY WORD I SAY!
CHRISTBAGELS

by RamenNoodular July 31, 2009

christitute

when a male is having intercourse with a female from behind, before cuming you stick your finger in her rectum, she shall then turn around and say "wtf" and then you fart in her face.

britt: guess what happened to sabrina?
cass:what?
britt: she was doing it with mr.z and he so pulled a christitute.

by britt&cass May 26, 2007

Chrisfoot

Having a mixture of gout, gangerine, trench foot and beard

That guy is limping like a raped horse, must have Chrisfoot

by Badgerduzi July 20, 2010

Christmitzvah

An ecumenical term for a good deed done during the Holiday season.

Paying off some random stranger's layaway at Kmart is a Christmitzvah.

by Neelie Arokis December 27, 2011

christcount

An item that is heavily discounted for the holidays (usually Christmas). Often used when referring to gifts you buy for yourself.

"Is that a new TV?" "Yeah, I saw it on a pretty good Christcount so I had to get it"

by Saint_Nikorasu December 8, 2013