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Chomik

The word "Chomik" originates from Poland, being the polish word for "hamster".
"Ay bro, I found a Chomik lying dead over there."
"Kill yourself."
by JustJoon January 22, 2022
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Empty Choices

The art of trying to make it look like someone's got a choice while narrowing their own ability to choose what they want to do.
Example: -
Person 1: - It's your choice but would you like to take your brothers and sisters out to the shops or the park.
Person 2: - '*thinks* "well I wasn't planning to take them, but you'll moan if I don't :| err empty choices Oo"' the parks fine.
Person 1: - Great, well it's your choice remember...
Person 2: - *Sigh* yup :/
by Matthew Parkes March 21, 2010
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second choice hamster

Someone that you would hook up with when you can't get with your first choice. The name is a reference to when you were a little kid and you went to the pet store and you wanted something cute, like a puppy or a bunny or a kitty, but your mom said NO, so you got a stupid little hamster instead.
He's totally my second choice hamster, so I only went to see him for a few minutes after I got with the guy I really like.
by Tweeples June 5, 2013
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First Choice Bias

When someone is listing options and you automatically choose the first choice. This usually leads to the person doubting you or you doubting yourself, eventually causing you to switch your answer.
Mike: Yo, Shaniqua.
Shaniqua: Hey, you wanna see a movie tonight?
Mike: Sure... what movie?
Shaniqua: How about Finding Nemo, Busty Cops 4, or He's Just Not That Into You?
Mike: I like Finding Nemo...
Shaniqua: GODDAMMIT MIKE CUT THE BULLSHIT WITH YOUR FIRST CHOICE BIAS!!

Joe: Hey, man
Paublo: Hey, Joe.
Joe: You wanna put dog shit on someone's doorstep?
Paublo: Sure. You wanna hit the Jefferson's, Al Murra's, Nagaski's, or the Smith's?
Joe: The Jefferson's I guess.
Paublo: Oh.. okay.
Joe: What? Ooh... you think it's my first choice bias choosing that.
Paublo: Huh? Oh no it's just...
Joe: that's cool dude.
by Ass Kicka November 14, 2010
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Comic Sans

Take a look at every other definition of Comic Sans on here. Their mere existence just reinforces the truth in the definition written below.

Comic Sans is quite possibly the greatest font ever invented; if only for the simple fact that it has been historically proven to be the single, most effective tool in the arsenal of the Internet troll. Few other things can inspire such universally uniting hatred, especially with almost no effort whatsoever. Regardless of where it is displayed, and no matter how little is written, the use of Comic Sans is virtually guaranteed to ignite the masses into writing paragraphs upon paragraphs of retaliatory pablum. People will literally come running in from other rooms just to type something angry on the keyboard.
"Did you just Comic Sans on this forum? Did you seriously just come in here and . . .?"
A veritable textbook's worth of blind criticism later, at which point you are likely returning home from your future child's high school graduation
". . . and that is why you are a moron. Just get out. Get out and never return."
by cleon24769 July 16, 2016
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My Chemical Romance

A New Jersey- born rock/alternative band formed in 2001 consisting of Gerard Way (Vocals), Ray Toro (Guitar), Mikey Way (Guitar), and Frank Iero (Guitar). They have a new drummer, but I forgot his name. Sorry! MCR's sound has moved from dark and hard core to violent pop. :) I like it. They have been getting crap from the press in the past for being a bad influence on listeners, but time and time again they have told their fans to get help if they're feeling depressed and to feel like they are never really alone. They got their name from a book by Irvine Welsh.

Albums:
I Brought you My Bullets, You Brought me your love(2002)
Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge (2004)
The Black Parade (2006)
Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (2010)
My Chemical Romance is freakin' amazing. They are not evil; I am a Christian, but I still like to rock!
by BulletproofHeart November 30, 2010
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Chimichanga fuck

When a male proceeds to stick a chimichanga up another anus (male/female) then eats it.
Me and Jimmy tried to chimichanga fuck, it worked so well
by Poonjiggler November 20, 2019
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