choadstool

(n.) a despicable person, especially one who is short and fat, much like a choad, a short, fat dick. Choadstoolism may be associated with short man's disease.

That anus up in human resources is a fucking choadstool: four-foot-nine, 200 pounds, and all of it complete, festering dick.

by Blenderhead91 April 8, 2009

choagie

To leave, retreat in haste. To move out quickly.

"The enemy was closing in fast on the hot landing zone so we had to cut a choagie before we were caught without cover"

by Roger August 27, 2003

Choado Baggins

A hobbit with a penis wider than it is long. Is the "master of the ring".

"Wait up Mr. Choado!"

by Samwide the Tiger December 3, 2003

choadster

Someone who walks around thinking he's cool although he's really not.

"Look at Brad walking around thinking he is bad, what a totall choadster!!"

by DavidRH October 20, 2005

choachan.cafe

Choachan.cafe is a place on the internet where you can anonymously discuss kpop and other subjects in a 4chanesque format.

"fuck choachan.cafe that place is nothing but a gangstalking honeypot!!!"

by spitplug November 16, 2021

Choad Mongrel

A person who goes around collecting sperm for no particular reason.

Similar to a stamp collection... but its sperm.

1: Craigs such a Choad Mongrel.

2: What a creep..

by Nesnah February 12, 2009

choafbag

Of or pertaining to the repeated sexual penetration of Miley Cyrus, unbeknowenst to Billy Ray Cyrus, by any person/object/extraterrestrial being at least 7 Earth-years her senior.

Eww - that rotten pickle is such a choafbag!

OR

"Did you hear about that guy who steals big screen TV's?"
"Yeah. What a choafbag..."

by bipean December 21, 2008