to relax the chocolate starfish

To take a dump.

Especially in an outside toilet.

May I use your bathroom?

I need to relax the chocolate starfish.

by RedpillDude May 29, 2020

chocolate covered starfish

When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.

I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.

by Haloyoyo September 14, 2013

Sweet Chocolate Starfish

The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.

4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*

by _Tallulah_Rose August 10, 2023