to relax the chocolate starfish 

To take a dump.

Especially in an outside toilet.

May I use your bathroom?

I need to relax the chocolate starfish.

to relax the chocolate starfish by RedpillDude May 29, 2020

death by chocolate starfish 

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!

Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.

death by chocolate starfish by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023

Down under chocolate starfish cut kiss

This is the kinda kiss u give your partner or friend when u get a cut somewhere. It is when u get ur but hole and kiss the cut with your chocolate starfish making the cut brown and red.

Hey honey can I have a down under chocolate starfish cut kiss

Down under chocolate starfish cut kiss by bob the builderfdf February 4, 2026

chocolate covered starfish 

When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.

I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.

chocolate covered starfish by Haloyoyo September 14, 2013

choclate starfish 

the anal hole . . . nough said!!

look at yours in a mirror tell me it dont look like one!

choclate starfish by slim June 11, 2004

Chocolate Star-Fish 

It often times reffers to the butt-hole. Its shape and color resembles what you would expect to see in a star-fish covered in chocolate. This word originated back in 1847 by a scooba-diver. You could use this word in a work safe manner and it will not occure to anybody that you are being a total Ass Hole.

"Hey, Fredrick... Remember when you ran into my car last week? Yeah, well, after work tonight, I was thinking of maybe shoving a grown man's elbow in your chocolate Star-Fish©"

Chocolate Star-Fish by Platinum Romeo November 15, 2006

chocolate starfishing

A sex act in which two consenting partners rub their anuses (i.e., ass holes) together in order to create pleasurable friction. Chocolate Starfishing resembles scissoring (i.e., tribadism) in positioning, but this act involves anus-to-anus stimulation. This position requires flexibility and should be tried with caution. It is recommended that both partners receive Hepatitis A vaccination prior to Chocolate Starfishing.

I've got a chapped ass from chocolate starfishing all night.

chocolate starfishing by Krstofur June 23, 2016