Chinder

Tinder for geezers that like children

Paul is a nonce that likes children and finds them on Chinder

by Wong123 September 4, 2018

Short change hero

Someone who is outcasted/ostracized by society and is generally viewed as a bad/unethical person but they always try to be the hero in bad situations or events out of compassion and honor.

"You're the type of Short change hero this department needs Jackson!"

by Wolf chaser March 16, 2019

chineap

Low quality or inferior product usually manufactured in China.

Those tools I bought at Walmart sure were chineap!

by JK2000 May 15, 2011

texas lane change

an attempt to switch from the vagina to the anus without warning.

"i had her in the dog, and i pulled a texas lane change on her - and she turned around and kicked me in the nuts."

by gwiz September 11, 2008

chindex

A measure of obesity based on the number of chins on a person. It is quoted as a "chindex of..." or "chindex factor of" followed by a number. A single chin (chindex of 1) generally reflects a lack of obesity. A second chin (chindex factor of 2) suggests the individual is overweight. Chindices, the plural of chindex, that are greater than 2 indicate that the individual is a fat mess. A chindex of 0 suggests the individual lacks a jaw, probably from a medical condition or horrific incident. If you have a chindex of 0, you have a fucked-up lookin' face.

Q: Hey, did you hook up with that chick last night? She looked hot but I was pretty liquored up.

A: No, dude you must have been really fucked up. She was gastric-bypass big...she had a chindex of 5.

by JEUNT June 9, 2010

illegal lane change

Changing from vaginal intercourse to anal intercourse without the consent of the female partner.

Barb went ballistic when Ken pulled an illegal lane change last night.

by Topher Kersting February 14, 2006

Chineaboo

Chineaboo is a negative term, like a weaboo. Chineaboos are usually white people who try to act chinese, listen to C-pop, watch C-dramas, and act like they know chinese. They are annoying and obnoxious. They try to study the chinese language but they fail, and they think they can pronounce chinese words really well but they actually can't.

Chineaboo: OMG I love chinese people!!! I wish i was one

Nonchineaboo: Ew you're a chineaboo.

by Anna Ka April 16, 2008