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Backoffice Chimps

Members of an IT Team, whose work is comparable to Pan troglodytes (The Common Chimpanzee) with whom they are closely related.
They survive mainly on Banana's, Coffee, noodle soup and moree recently have discovered a diet of berry berry.

They are to be watched closely as they tend to stray easily.
Treat with caution.
Man1 - "OH No! BREXHC5 our email server is down!"
Woman1 - "Great the Backoffice Chimps have gone AWOL again, and scheduled a restart in the middle of the day! bloody useless lot!
by Chimp Number 1 January 11, 2009
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Vertical Chimps

VERTICAL CHIMPS & BABOON~ETTS ; a vertical chimp can have a multitude of meanings… however according to Michael Fazio some VERTICAL CHIMPS are more VERTICAL than others & this species is what we are concerned with in today's world. It should also be noted that there is a subspecies of vertical chimps known as BABOON~ETTS which can only be defined as the female gender of the species although not much research has been done on the working of the female VERTICAL CHIMPS mental acuity for lack of research material.
Vertical Chimps ~ robustly defined accordingly a.k.a. Atypical Left-Wing Liberal Atheist Anti-God Fearing Dogs that bite the hand that feed them.

1 Descendents of Apelike Creatures varying in color or walk & walk in an erect fashion & have no understanding of a supreme being or deity & typically totally lacking in moral turpitude a.k.a. Newspaper Reporters, Lawyers, And Of Course Politicians ~ OBAMAS ~ !

2 Of coarse there are vertical chimps that are more VERTICAL than others and these are defined by many characteristics including Social, Economic, and Of Course Political Power Bases which in short would mean that the 44th PUSS STAIN is at the top of the { VERTICAL CHIMP CHAIN at least for the time being, and represents the American version of VERTICAL CHIMPS BABOON~ETTS until the baton is passed on to the 45th PUSS STAIN POTUS at which time America as we know it will have long ceased to exist ~!
by hoodwinkedbyanangel December 5, 2010
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chipmusic

A module which replicates the Commodore Amiga's sound hardware.
I downloaded some great chiptunes off the Net.
by ear for music March 6, 2003
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Chimps

A group of boys that resemble Homosexuals, Gareth Gates and may have tendencies to dress like an Air stewardess
Le Chimps boys dont rule
by Gotcha March 13, 2003
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Two Chimps On a Davenport

A sex act where two men double team a woman using bandana peels as condoms.
Why is the station so slippery?

Two Chimps on a Davenport.
by Chippydippydingdong November 8, 2011
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Chompush

The phenomenon whereby the force of a bite displaces the fillings of a sandwich or burger away from the eater, possibly resulting in fillings leaking disappointingly onto the plate. Also a verb.
The sandwich enthusiasts were so frustrated by chompush they took to eating sandwiches that had been glued together with an edible adhesive.

The Earl of Sandwich had no time for chompush, thank-you-very-much, so wouldn't tolerate his invention having any more than two fillings.

Phyllis attacked her burger with such vigour that she accidentally chompushed a slippery pickle into Albert's face.
by Weirdsworth July 21, 2015
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CHIMPS

"CHIMPS" are Police Community Support Officers or PCSOs. Due to the fact that they "Can't Help In Most Police Situations". Everyone knows that PCSOs can't really do much because they aren't actually Police Officers at all.
Person 1: Look over there at that huge group of CHIMPS by the shop being unhelpful.
Person 2: What on earth are CHIMPS?
Person 1: They are PCSOs, you know, because they Can't Help In Most Police Situations.
Person 2: You're right, they can't.
by AredUK November 22, 2016
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