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cheroot

a cylindrical cigar with both ends clipped during manufacture. The word cheroot comes from French cheroute, from Tamil curuttu/churuttu/shuruttu - roll of tobacco.
person A: this is one damn smooth cheroot
person B: yea it is...
by jackson knox March 18, 2007
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Chernobyl Surprise

When you go down on a woman and she farts.
" I was licking the wife out last night and she let one rip, felt like my eyes were melting and my lungs were on fire. A real chernobyl surprise"
by YorkshireYorkshireYorkshire February 7, 2019
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Chronological Liam

A man who will haunt your dreams at night. He often spends his days thinking about Chiam Blaster, and showing up in places you’d least expect.
Man- “I dreamt about Chronological Liam last night.”
Other man- “Was he talking about Chiam Blaster?”
Original man- “No, he was showing up in places you’d least expect.”
by Banke February 22, 2020
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Chronoir

a very gay vampire and priest duo.
they prioritize bros over hoes
A: Yo bro have you listened to Not for you?
B: Yeah bro it's so sad that Chronoir don't want to give us their macaroni
A: Wait- holy shit Heterostatis is playing
B: Man they should've named the song "Gaystatis" instead haha
by mystastoelicker January 26, 2022
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Chrono Trigger

Best fucking game ever made... (I finished it in 3 days, but well, played, like, 5hours/day, loll)
by Bobby the Blobber March 8, 2003
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Chronoceebs

Sometimes Ceebs alone does not define just how little we give a fuck, or just how little we care/how little effort we have. Therefore, anyone who is suffering from a very acute case of ceebs may be a sufferer of chronoceebs (or Chronic Ceebs). In turn, this can be abbreviated to the chrono's. Many of us can relate to this feeling on a Monday morning in work.
I'm suffering with a severe case of Chronoceebs.

or

Geoff is suffering with some serious Chrono's today.
by synaesthesian July 10, 2011
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chronocentrism

Chronocentrism is the belief that, of all the billions of years of history, the times you live in are the culmination of the workings of the Universe.
(i) On March 26 1997 39 members of the Heaven's Gate religious group committed mass suicide in order to live on a spaceship which was following comet Hale-Bopp, and escape the Earth before it was recycled.

Showing Chronocentrism can have tragic consequences

(ii) "The End of History" by Francis Fukuyama

Showing Chronocentric ideas, barely credibly, are taken very seriously by mainstream politics and economics.
by Ann Kittenplan September 13, 2011
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