cheez-it sand

The salty, ocean of crumbs in the bottom of a cheez-it bag.

"Oh no, the cheez-its are gone! I am going to throw the bag out!"
"No! That's my cheez-it sand! That's not trash, that's treasure!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes im sure, cheez-it sand is the best in the land!"

by Hartzl October 2, 2015

Cheez-it

a white person who tans too much

Damn Steve you need to stop taning your starting to bec ome a cheez-it

by RedruM93 November 26, 2009

Cheez-it

An awesome cheesse cracker snack that can make you constipated, this is caused by eating too many.

Dude, I ate 2 boxes of cheez-its & i became constipated! FUCK!

by cheezeit June 24, 2009

Cheez Gang

1.) A group of friends that enjoy; video games, Mt. Dew, getting drunk, and making stupid videos.

2.) Originated in the rural town of Mechanicsburg, Ohio.

Ryan- " Hey, you should get your senior pictures holding a piece of cheese."

David- " Ah Gah, you have a great idea. You should be in the Cheez Gang."

Jimmy- " Hells yea, I wunna be in the Cheez Gang as well, because I like to drink Mt. Dew and make supid videos."

by Stinkin_Linkin February 12, 2010

Cheez-It hangover

this is the feeling of dehydration and overall malaise that you get in the morning after eating half of a box or more of Sunshine brand Cheez-Its.

you're late again! what's up?

oh, this time I have a good excuse. It was a Cheez-It hangover.

Ouch. that is the worst snack food to have a hangover from

by Ohio driver March 28, 2012

cheez it

Verb - To leave in a hurry, usually from impending doom or harm to one's person

The cops showed up at this kegger so we totally had to cheez it out of there.

by jaci418 December 24, 2007

cheez-it

a racist term meaning a "cracker" that should be white but is orange as a result of over-use of tanning products and/or tanning beds.

That cheez-it needs to cut back on the tanning spray.

by kneebeau December 3, 2009