the cheeseballs problem

1. The cheeseballs problem is a horrible pandemic. When you and your woman lie in bed naked together, and men who have encountered this understand that after a while.. food starts showing up. Specifically cheeseballs. Whyis this a problem? Well as any man knows, when your naked in bed with your woman, sex can occur. Oral sex involving cheesy hands, to grasp a man's balls. His balls are now orange with cheese. They don't notice and lie back down. They continue watching The Wizard. The cheese balls have spilled onto the man's lap, his woman's face on his lower abdominal area. She reaches for a cheeseball and put it in her mouth. She encounters a very chewy cheeseball which is followed by a shrill scream. The woman has bitten this man's cheese covered tesicle. The cheeseballs problem is to be taken seriously.

Fred Durst: Yeah man, I been having the cheeseballs problem again.
Tommy Lee: Dude, me to. My kidneys are killing me.

by JustCallMeHughGrant December 8, 2009

cheeseballish

To be extremely corny and cheesy

These valentines day decorations are very cheeseballish

This food is quite cheeseballish

by jennie lee February 13, 2008

cheeseboro

Absolute badass who gets a the women in the world. has the biggest dick in the world

"Man he's such a Cheeseboro"

by Dbhdjdhe February 24, 2017

cheesebone

A slang word used to refer to someone as idiotic or retarded.

"He's so stupid! What a cheesebone."

by Blaze Jones July 25, 2017

cheeseball

A fat slob that pops his pimples for fun. No matter what happens to cheese, he will always ask to go buzz.

Guy: Cheeseball is fat!

by aaron3 May 18, 2021

cheesebreather

Derogatory term for vegetarians, used by vegans.

Did you see what that fucking cheesebreather tweeted? These people have no empathy...

by UrbanDictionaryUserNr1312 July 19, 2021

Cheeseeaterpro

Drops it like it’s hot

Cheeseeaterpro be out of control🥵🥵🥶🥵🥶🥵🥵

by Fly eagles fly December 10, 2022