the situation where a man suffers from a male yeast infection and proceeds to melt his dick in a waffle iron
by duncan mcleod February 22, 2009
Get the Melted cheese dickmug. When you have sex with a girl from Philadelphia and you pull out to see another man's semen on your penis.
Man 1: dude! Did you smash that chick from the club last night?
Man 2: yeah, but that hoe gave me a Philly cheese dick. And it wasn't my semen.
Man 2: yeah, but that hoe gave me a Philly cheese dick. And it wasn't my semen.
by L-town dude April 2, 2018
Get the philly cheese dickmug. when you see your nigga daniel using the cream cheese as lube again for his midnight wank sessions again
by cheese dick nigga December 6, 2019
Get the cheese dick niggamug. A rather small sized penis that accidentally loses hardness, leaving it in a slightly curved, limp state; it's smell lingers in the room long after sexual activities are over.
"Why does your room smell like shit?"
"Because my half queer fuck buddy just left."
"How was it?"
"Not that great, he has a total cheese puff dick."
"Because my half queer fuck buddy just left."
"How was it?"
"Not that great, he has a total cheese puff dick."
by I. V. Fuckedurfriendz February 11, 2014
Get the cheese puff dickmug. Commonly referred to as CGD, "Cheese Grater Dick" is a painful chafing that occurs as an affect of wearing jeans without underwear.
Chris: I didn't have any clean underwear this morning so I had to go commando today.
Eric: Dude, you are going to have a bad case of Cheese Grater Dick tommorrow
Eric: Dude, you are going to have a bad case of Cheese Grater Dick tommorrow
by Chrya Lewa September 21, 2009
Get the Cheese Grater Dickmug. by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
Get the Dick cheesemug. Stuff in your dick that you get when you don't wash it
If you have it then you may experience permanent virginity
If you have it then you may experience permanent virginity
by Codsod January 2, 2019
Get the Dick cheesemug.