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cheesedick squid

1. someone with tentacles who secretes dairy products from their genitalia
2. a total gayball virgin
Conor is such a cheesedick squid. Definitely not sick.
by Legends' Gonna Legend October 21, 2013
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Cheesedick

An imbecilic individual, usually a male person, who generally does not lack in mental prowess but is sorely lacking in charisma and the social skill necessary to apply his intellect in a useful, practical or agreeable manner. His lack of a sense of timing and appropriate behavior is only exceeded by the fact that he is oblivious to his condition, causing him to often assert and insert himself where he has no business. To make matters worse, he firmly believes that he is one of the coolest people on the planet. This makes him one of the most annoying creatures on earth and thus has earns him the title, CHEESE-DICK!
Wankleferd was sounding off in the meeting again today and jamming his nose up the bosses ass...what a cheesedick!
by Mr. Carl Cunnilanguage September 29, 2004
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cheered

Someone tells you to cheer up, you then become cheered.
by TFcase March 22, 2008
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Cheesed

A word niggas use to say " I AM ANGRY"
Nigga: YOYYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOOYYOOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO KFC POPEYES IS CLOSED IM SO CHEESED RIGHT NOW

non-nigga: hah, I like cheese too
by NIGGA TECHNOLOGY!!!!!! February 16, 2009
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Knobby CheeseDick

Someone who exposes their genitalia to other people in confined spaces like cleaning cupboards.
Where's the cleaner? In the cupboard with Knobby CheeseDick
by Dan Gleebles III April 26, 2010
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cheerzed

Affected by alcohol. Can mean anything from tipsie to wasted.
Geez, your mate is cheerzed!
by meowcatlovermeow June 19, 2014
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Cheesedick shuffle

The long, embarrassing walk into the clinic after getting burned by that girl you had to carry out of the bar that one night.
Man, I had to do the cheesedick shuffle at the clinic this morning. Needless to say, it was embarrassing and I got 2 new numbers.
by Dangerdansby March 19, 2014
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