Abbreviation for "ASSCHEEKS". Repulsive or low quality ie. Garbage, trash, sucks, busted etc. Derived from the slang adjective usage of the words ass & booty as critically derogatory terms. Coined in 1995 in a record review by hip-hop journalist, renaissance nigga & Ghetto Celeb Extraordinaire Carl "Muthaphukin'" J.
Example: 1. "Yo son, what you think of the new Jim Jones/K-Fed/Kenny G single on the radio that has Michael Bolton & Fergie on the chorus?" "Yo, that shit's cheeks man." 2."Lil Kim used to be cute but now her face looks cheeks to me." 3. "Yo fuck the Sonics. Let em go to Oklahoma. Dem niggas' cheeks anyway".
by zacreole November 27, 2006
To have sex with.
by harrrrderstyle November 08, 2009
Spanking someone on the buttocks with a magazine or newspaper that has the spankee's photo on the cover. Before striking a swift swat to the spankee's derrière, the spanker should position the rolled publication to ensure that the cover model's face cheek meets the spankee's fanny cheek on each slap.
"Oooh, Stormy. That Trump Magazine cheek to cheek was terrific. Don't go. I have a Time Magazine around here somewhere and I have been a bad, bad boy."
by McVickerer March 26, 2018
by G baby March 05, 2007
"Dude I came in last place."
"wow I can't believe we are friends... You're cheeks and at this point probably don't even deserve to live"
"wow I can't believe we are friends... You're cheeks and at this point probably don't even deserve to live"
by Cheeeeeeeky April 05, 2020
by losangeles_Q June 07, 2013
Matt: "Where did you disappear to last night?"
Tom: "Oh was I smashing cheeks?"
Matt: "I know it"
Braden: "I love being at the beach, there are cheeks everywhere!"
Tom: "Oh was I smashing cheeks?"
Matt: "I know it"
Braden: "I love being at the beach, there are cheeks everywhere!"
by Haven Squad September 02, 2008