CHEEKS

Abbreviation for "ASSCHEEKS". Repulsive or low quality ie. Garbage, trash, sucks, busted etc. Derived from the slang adjective usage of the words ass & booty as critically derogatory terms. Coined in 1995 in a record review by hip-hop journalist, renaissance nigga & Ghetto Celeb Extraordinaire Carl "Muthaphukin'" J.

Example: 1. "Yo son, what you think of the new Jim Jones/K-Fed/Kenny G single on the radio that has Michael Bolton & Fergie on the chorus?" "Yo, that shit's cheeks man." 2."Lil Kim used to be cute but now her face looks cheeks to me." 3. "Yo fuck the Sonics. Let em go to Oklahoma. Dem niggas' cheeks anyway".

by zacreole November 28, 2006

Cheek

To have sex with.

Damn bro I would cheek the living shit out of her.

by harrrrderstyle November 7, 2009

Cheek to cheek

Spanking someone on the buttocks with a magazine or newspaper that has the spankee's photo on the cover. Before striking a swift swat to the spankee's derrière, the spanker should position the rolled publication to ensure that the cover model's face cheek meets the spankee's fanny cheek on each slap.

"Oooh, Stormy. That Trump Magazine cheek to cheek was terrific. Don't go. I have a Time Magazine around here somewhere and I have been a bad, bad boy."

by McVickerer May 16, 2018

cheeking

rubbing your cheek against your significant others

Me and my boyfriend were cheeking in the basement.

by G baby March 6, 2007

Cheeks

When someone is doing something poorly, they are performing like "cheeks"

"Dude I came in last place."

"wow I can't believe we are friends... You're cheeks and at this point probably don't even deserve to live"

by Cheeeeeeeky April 5, 2020

Cheeking

When females wear short shorts that are too short that their ass cheeks are sticking out.

Its cheeking season at UCLA! God bless College. Does she even do squats bro?!

by losangeles_Q June 7, 2013

Cheeks

V. The act of having intercourse

N. A particular set of buttock on females.

Matt: "Where did you disappear to last night?"
Tom: "Oh was I smashing cheeks?"
Matt: "I know it"

Braden: "I love being at the beach, there are cheeks everywhere!"

by Haven Squad October 20, 2008