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charter communications

The all time worst cable and internet company on earth. Their service blows and is always down, and their customer service department is full of morons, half of whom can barely speak at a 2nd grade level. The board of directors obviously hires idiots for low pay and takes advantage of their monopoly to get rich off of the shittiest company on earth
I have a big term paper due tomorrow and "charter" is down again
by Kevin May 26, 2004
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Chammered

To become extremely drunk, or hammered, off of massive amounts of champagne consumption. Sometimes referred to as the "champagne campaign." Typically associated with a happy drunk feeling that results in fuzzy memories from the night before which require re-living through review of facebook photos, tweets and text messages. Typically more subdued than getting crunk
Oh girl, you got chammered last night and hooked up with that one guy we told you not to." Or, "It's time to celebrate, I'm going to get so chammered tonight.
by BubblyOverDrinker September 2, 2010
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Chatterdating

To have an online chat with someone that isn't interested in what you are saying and thus responds either not at all or very little.
I was writing paragraphs to her but she was just saying one word sentences back! I was basically chatterdating.
by KeezyWBaby May 26, 2011
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pie charter

A negative term used among geeks, especially in the data visualization community, for a person who is not very clever and/or tends to slack off.

The origin of the word is that a pie chart is an overused and frequently ineffective way to display information and statistics. Someone who uses a lot of pie charts is narrow-minded, lazy and stupid.
He did a very poor job on that project. What a pie charter!

Don't be a pie charter! You said you would clean the house today so do it.
by datarockstar August 25, 2013
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charred

His/her entry in the Dailygammon forum was charred due to it's questionable nature
by There is only one Amber February 8, 2008
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Chartreuse

A shade of yellow green reminiscent of willow leaves emerging in the spring.
She wore a chartreuse mini with an aubergine feather boa.
by grassmoon March 15, 2004
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cartered

Ultimately satisfying ones needs sexually and emotionally beyond their expectations. This action can only be performed by a Carter.
I got cartered
by Satisfaction's finest June 6, 2009
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