Cuomosexual

Someone who is sexually excited by the idea of being aggressively sexual harassed.

The cuomosexual thought day and night about being pinned to a wall, kissed and fondled, trembling in fear.

by pornstitute June 21, 2022

CoMosexual

Someone who actually goes to CoMo to study

Why do you have to go to CoMo?
Because I am a CoMosexual, Kevin!

by Devin P February 9, 2007

CoMoSexual

Majority of the population of Columbia, Missouri, after showing immense respect and support for Openly Gay NFL Player Michael Sam.

Mom: "You should go to the University of Missouri!"
High School Senior: "Mom, you know I cant go to college in a town of CoMoSexuals!!!"
Mom: "Oh yes, you're right. That town is FULL of CoMoSexuals!"
High School Senior: "If only Mizzou wasn't in Columbia, Missouri! Then there would be no CoMoSexuals!"

by CoMoSexual Bandit February 23, 2014

Canosexual

Some sad-act who humps dogs and can't get a girlfriend

oh you dirty doggy *rapes small, helpless dog* canosexual

by Mr.Blobby July 3, 2006

Chromosexual

Someone who get sexual satisfaction when declaring to the world that they use Google Chrome instead of Firefox or IE.

Dude Steve just about jizzes his pants every time he tells someone he downloaded Chrome for his laptop." "Yeah he's quite the Chromosexual

by johnnycakes32104 May 22, 2011

Cuomosexual

Someone, usually of high social status, who uses their position of power to sexually harass coworkers.

Three requirements of attaining public office include being male, suckling the teet of big tech, and being a cuomosexual.

by Ziggy BlacknWhite March 12, 2021

Chomosexual

A child molester who targets children of his own sex

He likes 10 year old boys, so he is a chomosexual

by Antonio Santiago June 6, 2022