poison chalice

To receive something that seems fantastic or a real opportunity at first, but ultimately ends up sucking or causing damage to the recipient.

Joey passed the ball straight to Tim in front of goal microseconds before Tim was spear tackled by six defenders rendering him unconscious. Joey really passed him the Poison Chalice!

by Too much make up. October 13, 2015

Golden Chalice

Leaving an inverted toilet plunger filled with urine propped up against the inside of a public toilet stall door, then climbing out the bottom of the side, leaving a booby-trap for the next victim.

When Dave opened up the toilet stall door, he got a Golden Chalice in the front of his pants.

by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

Utter chalice

Stuff that is crazy ass shiznit!

That crash was utter chalice!

by Jigs February 11, 2003

Kings chalice

When a girl drinks from a used condom

Hey man did you hook up with that chick last night?
I sure did bruh, she even drank out of the "Kings Chalice"

by Weedgurlie April 7, 2021

Venezuelan Chalice

When a man makes a chalice out of his scrotum, then he fills it up with beer, and then makes his partner drink the beer.

Oh dude, my gf totally drank from my Venezuelan Chalice last night!

by Illuminatti69 January 15, 2022

The Tallis chalice

A solid gold cup made for Lord Gareth Buttqueef Tallis The third in 1682. He had it made with the intention of sipping his wife’s breastmilk from it on late summer evenings.

It has been passed down the Tallis family from father to son since.

Big Tallis: “take a sip from the Tallis chalice”

Little Tallis: “okay Dad “

Big Tallis: “you are a man now. “

by Little_swing_big_ding January 7, 2019

Golden Chalice

when one pees in another's butt.

Guy 1: Dude, I gave that crazy chick from Phoenix a golden chalice and she loved it.

Guy2: What's a golden chalice?

Guy1: I peed in her butt.

Guy 2: Wow I can't believe she liked that.

by Funky Fred1 October 20, 2009