Cletus Bartholomew Day!

13th October is Cletus Bartholomew Day! Celebrate by setting off fireworks & getting a cake with his face on! #goofy

Joe: What day is it?
Michelle: It’s October 13th.
Linda: Omg?! Happy Cletus Bartholomew Day!

by k19299 July 17, 2021

cets

1. A place where embittered and unhelpful wastes of time work, telling you how to get a shitty job and deny you the opportunity to work where you want. This ignores the fact that they were on a course there and had no chance of getting a job themselves, so decided to work there and generally take out their frustrations on the poor sods stuck there.

2. Home of most New Deal courses, unemployable chavs and bigots, and an overhanging sense of despair.

"For the next six months you will be placed at the nearest CETS Centre and patronised until you can't be fucked to play along, while surrounded by ignorance on a scale not seen since the last BNP conference." (paraphrased, of course)

by OD Smith March 15, 2005

Cefus

An alpha male who performs felatio on close friends for moral support.

"Jed is a cefus according to Sean and Ryan"

by Beaj the man August 27, 2021

Cousin Cletus

An individual who has sexual relations with members of their own family.

Heeeeeey Cousin Cletus is it true it ain't right ta have relations with folks who ain't yer kin?

by snabald July 13, 2003

Cebus

A legendary wookiee warrior of myth who travels the starwars universe in search of bitch-ass cowards and combat medics in order to impale with his mighty pike. Legend has it that he murders krayt dragons with his fists for fun and lack of better things to do. Also a species of tree monkeys found east of the Andes from Colombia and Venezuela.

"Cebus apella inhabits moist subtropical or tropical forests, but has also been seen in dry forest, gallery forest, disturbed and secondary forest. In northwest Argentina these monkeys live in montane forest at an elevation of 200 to 1100m. This species prefers the understory and midcanopy of the forest, but often descends from the trees to forage and play. Cebus apella has the widest range and broadest habitat tolerances of any other Cebus species."

by I am da eggman. Goo goo gachoo. August 22, 2006

Cerusen

A sexual encounter involving a middle eastern or african-american womans anus.

Mike bent Shirley over and gave her a quick Cerusen before work.

by Joe Lawa September 7, 2005

Cetas

Comes from the archaic Brazilian Portuguese "Bucetas", meaning vagina or pussy.
Refers to any group of female humans that usually hang together for long periods of time.

-Hey, Peter, you've seen Mary?
- Yhea, she's with the rest of the Cetas.

by Bro Rock June 19, 2016