chonga++ certification

A certification given to chongas for their skills as being chongas.

Hey, did you hear that Maria just got her chonga++ certification?

by SiLentThReaD October 6, 2008

certified banger

Used to describe something that is really good, usually a song. Sometimes used to describe somebody you think is good looking.

"Yo, listen to this song, it's a certified banger!"

Person 1: "Did you see that girl?"

Person 2: "Yeah, she was a certified banger for sure."

by rereret December 2, 2010

Certified smacka

A real ass nigga a real hitta

That nigga a certified smacka boi

by Kodak blacky boo September 8, 2017

Certy guy effect

When a person with a lot of respect and notoriety (a certy guy) is around and people who are usually quiet decide to act hard and beg them to impress and gain their respect.

THE CERTY GUY EFFECT:
A regular guy: “That guy looks like Henry the eighth”
Everyone: *cricket noises*
Certy guy: “hey that guy looks like Henry the eighth”

Everyone: “HAHAHAHHAHA SOOO FUNNNY YOU LEGEND WOW HOW DID YOU NOTICE THAT HAHAHAHAHHA CAN I SUCK YOU D**K!!!”

by Mattmatt88282 October 20, 2018

certified straight sexual

a group of gay middle schoolers that do stupid shit at the lunch table and in playstation parties

Hey, that kid looks so gay, he is probably a certified straight sexual!!!!!

by Peenish 3.0 Official November 25, 2022

fa certain

to ensure, agree, or ask something, like for real or mos def

-She's hella sexy
-fa certain

by C-Hud September 6, 2005

Certified Lover Boy

A Certified Lover Boy/CLB is a flirtatious and romantic man that unexpectedly sweeps you off your feet despite your suspicion that he has probably pulled the same moves with a number of women before you. The true test of a CLB is to over-achieve in the bedroom with some… ‘je ne sais qoui’ element to his sexual performance, all the while acting like your boyfriend and making you wonder what your future could be together. Without these qualifications he is not a certified lover boy.

“_____ is more than just one of my lover boys. He is a genuine CLB.”

“He puts the certified in certified lover boy.”

by cocaptainpancake September 10, 2021