The best kind of people because they are not ashamed of who they are sexually it's like a certification for having great sex
by I want Dom's dick in my mouth November 10, 2019
by Gryffindor1738 January 01, 2018
by i am stroke July 02, 2019
When you have been around your way, paid respect, worked your way up, stayed down for your crown, don't fuck with lames and so on. Be loyal and trustworthy.
Viktor is a certified G, he takes care of his family and nearby neighbors. He's not crying or suffering, but stepping into action and getting it done.
by Gravehund April 26, 2017
a person that is able to lower your self esteem, express no empathy, and exercise inordinate amounts of shitty behavior in one sitting
"Your ex is a certified douchetard."
by lildaywalker November 17, 2009
One who has the proper credentials for pounding (pounding being anything that involves the sphincter or the vagina); often has hot loads emptied onto the forearm and/or shoulder, hitting the chin adds bonus points.
Also known to break bunk beds while screwing a parole officer having sex for the first time post venerial-wart removal.
One who would be immune to all STDs and STIs, no matter how horridly whorish
One who takes the ring to Mordor (aka Elijah Wood)
One who can make wood look like metal... Is that it?
Also loves to leave woman wet, out of breathe and verbally and/or sexually assaulted.
Finally, one who finds a twenty dollar bill in inconspicuous place, i.e. vaginal walls or fallopian tubes (or in the butt)
Also known to break bunk beds while screwing a parole officer having sex for the first time post venerial-wart removal.
One who would be immune to all STDs and STIs, no matter how horridly whorish
One who takes the ring to Mordor (aka Elijah Wood)
One who can make wood look like metal... Is that it?
Also loves to leave woman wet, out of breathe and verbally and/or sexually assaulted.
Finally, one who finds a twenty dollar bill in inconspicuous place, i.e. vaginal walls or fallopian tubes (or in the butt)
Ethan earned his title of Certified Pounder after he became involved in a menage-de-toi with a monkey and a Skype camera... in the butt.
by fatbass May 31, 2011
by Idk lmao name December 18, 2020