certified hood classic

anything that has this quote will be a classic.

man 1: yo have you listen to this song

man 2: no why are you making me keep hering this wack songs man

man 1: but this is a certified hood classic

certified hood classic by Rlzonx December 7, 2021

Certified Pre-Fucked 

Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours

My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.

Certified Pre-Fucked by Dan Sikorski September 5, 2006

Certified Niggaboy 

Just like how Drake is a Certified Loverboy (CLB, his newest album), dark-skinned people who act like Drake are Certified Niggaboys.

person1 - What kinda person are you
person2 - I'm a certified Niggaboy
person1 - Ahh you valid

Certified Niggaboy by i am a failure to society 👍 October 20, 2021

certified chomu 

an alumni from the university of chomus, who possesses the ability to suck the life out of any person they talk to

Swayam : "I was talking to Vishal"
Yash : "He's a certified chomu"

certified chomu by roasted_potato_salad April 1, 2022

Certified Bossier Boy 

A badass citizen of the one and only Bossier City! Don't mess with these guys, they don't dial 911. They're proud where they're from, and they aren't about to put shame in their name by not kicking fuckers asses. You fuck with them, they'll batter ya up like grandmas homemade pancakes!

"Hey man don't mess with the Certified Bossier Boy he's gonna kick your ass!"

"he ain't gon do nun."

The idiot squares up to the bossier boy:

"IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!" says the Bossier Boy.

The idiot gets dropped like a pig on a platter.

Certified Bossier Boy by Certified Bossier Boy November 15, 2022

Certified Shaygo Moment 

A legendary sigma male saying a Certified Side Shaygo Secret.

Person: You know what I respect that my bro, keep it up, that's a real certified shaygo moment.

Certified Shaygo Moment by I'mHim69 March 19, 2023

certified side Shaygo penis

“Certified side shaygo penis” is a term used by the most elite of shaygos. which is a moment that will be remembered by the boys.

Shaygo1- “that’s a certified side shaygo penis”
Shaygo2- “sure was bucky”

certified side Shaygo penis by Big fungus 12 March 23, 2023