cephas

a person who ignores his/her friends

Because my friend ditched me at the movie theater, our group of friends started calling him "cephas."

by Adam56 March 23, 2008

Bespeckled Cephalopod™

A Bespeckled Cephalopod™ is someone who can't stop attacking someone under any circumstance, even though asked to stop their ways, they continue acting like a child.

Person 1: Hey! Stop acting like that! It's extremely childish! You're being a Bespeckled Cephalopod™!
Person 2: FUCK YOU! I WON'T STOP UNTIL __ GETS PUNISHED!

by ThatDooderino June 1, 2017

cephie

to fuck up without a clue as to how or why

He pulled a cephie and now she has a chipped tooth

by optimus prime 180 November 13, 2007

Cephas

STD; Monkey looking creature with knuckles dragging the ground

"Dude, are you alright? You look like you may have the Cephas."

by JaMaMa03XX March 3, 2010

Cepha

Small light in the dark

Hey, it's dark in here!

I light up a candle, it can serve as cepha

by TSAVXXVII September 28, 2009

cephicle

the corn that remains un-digested in a poo.

there was a cephicle in my poo

by victimseven August 25, 2009

cephalorectis

head in your ass.

"He is suffering from a bad case of cephalorectis."

"cephalorectis is a severe illness, unfortunately doctors have yet to find a cure."

by beachbabe777 November 6, 2009