human centipeding

Farting directly onto someone’s face with your asshole adjacent to their mouth hole
Troy fell asleep on the bench, so Wade woke him up by straddling his face and human centipeding him so that he would hear, smell and taste the nastiness. That was one fart he’ll never forget!!!
by Schtuff March 21, 2018
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Human Centipede

Morphed from the film and interpreted into a realisation. A term used to describe suck ass management structures and what you have to do other than put the kneepads on and suck cock to suck-seed, or bend over a barrel and get fucked up the ass and expecte to suck the shit dick afterwards.
That fuck tard is now paid on higher wages for a that management position that wasn’t advertised. Doesn't he realise he’s now on the ass end of that Human Centipede.
by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020
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Centipede Horse

A mythological horse demon which haunts the entire Northern United States. Legend depicts it as being long and snakelike, with the head of a horse and one hundred legs.

It is rarely seen, as it only moves at night. The only sign of it's movement is the sound of an entire heard of horses galloping.
Person 1: "Did you hear horses galloping outside last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but I didn't think there where horses around here?"
Person 3: "It was probably the Centipede Horse."
by Wrenn Amethyst February 11, 2011
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to feed the centipede

1. A phrasal verb with the meaning to go to the W.C. and do number two. Inspired by the dutch horror film "The Human Centipede."

2. To literally feed your pet centipede.
E.g. 1:

Man: Argh! That indian food's going right through me. Be right back, I have to feed the centipede.
Bystander: Lol what?

E.g. 2:

Man: I'm sorry Carol but I have to hang up, it's time to feed the centipede.
by Caudimordax August 13, 2010
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Human Centipede

Sexual position in which three people perform anal on each other in a single file line. This can be performed with either three guys or two guys and one girl. (not permitting dildos)
Dude me and Bill totally did a human centipede with Amy last night!
by Young freckle April 02, 2011
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lesbian centipede

When a chain of lesbians are eating each other out.
Man I was watching some good lesbian centipede pork last night.
by digitalxrabies December 22, 2015
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Alabama Centipede

When there or more people go ass to mouth and at least two of them are related.
Dago was the head of the Alabama Centipede. Behind him the wife and daughter of his employer.
by Mulligan December 04, 2018
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