Crustic

This is a word with endless uses... use it wisely

That is a crustic slice of pizza. That was a crustic sleep

by asdfghjkzxcvbnmpoiuytre May 9, 2018

C0usTic

Cool

It was so coustic when that dude F5ed him.

by B Lopez³ July 18, 2006

Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barely legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, parking in Asda car park and pounding her anus so hard on the backseat that it causes a creamy brown/yellow discharge to form around your nob.

I see this lass right, I shouted “you want a Capstick Creamer” for a box of tabs and a lucozade. She jumped in and busted her rectum so bad it looked like a butchers dustbin.

by El Greaso September 7, 2020

Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barley legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, driving to the nearest Asda, parking up and proceeding to pound her anus so hard in the backseat it causes a brown/yellow creamy substance to form around the ring and head of your penis.

I saw this lass right and I shouted “howay ya little radge get in and come for a Capstick Creamer and I’ll give you a box of tabs” I smashed her rectum in so hard it looked like a butchers dustbin.

by El Greaso September 7, 2020

clustice

Dan spencer has it…
symptoms include: being extremely horny, penis falling out of skin and sweaty nipples

you see adriana there?
she got clustice dude

by clustice September 13, 2021

clustice

a heartbreaking issue that more people need to be aware of.

symptoms include: penis shedding it's skin like a snake, sweaty nipples, loss of toe nails and increased desires to urinate

"did you know that it is clustice awareness week?"
"no i did not"

by iamclusticeaware September 13, 2021

Crusticle

That glob of dirty snow and ice that gets trapped in the wheel well of the car. The build up that leaves dirty snow blobs in drive ways and parking lots when the temp rises a little bit.

Yes, the weather was perfect today to kick some crusticles. They just plopped down with the slightest tap.

by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021