Carrots

A healthy, low fat alternative to smack.
"I almost gave some money to a hobo the other day, but then I thought, he'll only spend it on smack, so I bought him a bag of carrots instead."
by ring_leader_uk May 15, 2009
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Carrot

A bogan/skezzy who piles on foundation and fake tan like there's no tomorrow. When a punk skezzy and a carrot skezzy breed, they give birth to an Emo Carrot Skezzy, who grazes schools and local malls in ugg boots, denim short shorts, orange faces and heavy black eyes. They normally have crusty bleach-blonde hair as well.
Gosh! Janice is such a carrot! She had the fake tan all over her hands, too! Not to mention some OTHER substance...
by Jobana K March 08, 2008
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Carrot

She was really orange from all the carrots she's been eating.

She doesn't like fingers because all of the carrots she's been eating.
by LordMaher April 03, 2011
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carrot

a carrot
person 1: Akko is getting lazy, no?

Akko: carrot
by Akko Stalin October 15, 2020
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Carrot

It's a fucking carrot! You know, the orange vegetable that rabbits like. You can stick it up your butthole.

A carrot is a fucking carrot.
Last night I took a carrot and preceded to beat my wife and kids with it.
by Conwolf08 May 13, 2021
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Carrot

I think is uhh... I think it a.. I think it a carrot
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Carroted

When you see an unattended drink, instead of adding roofies you put a carrot in it.
Damnit man, i left my drink for a minute and i got carroted.
by Mr. BLT January 19, 2010
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