Columbian Care Package

When a man inserts his superglue-covered penis into a woman's vagina, then subsequently cuts it off and leaves, forcing the woman to either go to the ER or find another way to get it out.

Tom: Shit man, Phillip gave some prostitute a Columbian Care Package right before he commited suicide!
Louis: lol still a troll even after death

by mrrogersdick August 21, 2013

For all I care

Meaning that you don't care at all, 'it' doesnt concern you.

A: hey, I heard that when you're dead, your children will sell all your stamp collections on an auction house.
B: When that time comes, they can do with it whatever they like, for all I care.

by axzze January 1, 2009

could care less

Often mistaken for "wordcouldn't care less/word." Technically could mean "I care a great amount."

Person: I could care less.
Me: Don't you mean "I couldn't care less"?
Person: Yeah well fuck you.

by k512.com September 10, 2003

Carded

To be checked for ID when entering an overage area (club, casino etc)

I can't believe that security guard carded me when i was coming in!

by Dalo September 12, 2004

DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR

When you just don't give a fuck, say this immediately. SAY IT RIGHT NOW DUMBASS DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR YES YES YES YES

Me - "Im gonna go suck some dick RIGHT NOW DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR"
Other person - "What the fuck... is this kid gay or some shit?"

by notacarebear69 September 18, 2019

I couldn't care less

The classier (and cleaner) way to say "I don't give a fuck", "I don't give a shit", "I don't give a crap", "I don't give a damn", etc.

(Do NOT confuse it with I could care less. If you *could* care less, it means that you can reduce the amount of fucks you give!)

"The Dvorak Keyboard lets you type comfortably because the keys are positioned so that the fingers can-"
"I couldn't care less."

by cutesy pastel living doll November 6, 2013

Cacie

Cacie is an amazing girl who is soooo absolutely pretty even on her “worst” days. She’s has beautiful and shiny copper colored hair with hints of red and cool brown eyes. Cacie is super nice wants you get to know her and is excepting of most people. She will always stand up for someone who needs it even if she doesn’t know who they are. She doesn’t go quiet when someone is being mean to her friends or anyone she’s around, cacie will always be there for you no matter what and won’t back down for anything. She will also mess up ANYONE who is messing with her or her friends so watch out. Cacie deserves a great friend who will be there to look after her when she needs it. So if you have a Cacie in you life be greatfull, people like her are hard to find nowadays.

Person 1: I just saw this girl stand up for a guy in the halls who was being bullied, it was awesome!
Person 2: oh! That was cacie, yeah she’s pretty cool like that.

by Ididitforyougirl April 2, 2019