Cardboard Wipe

The act of using the empty toilet paper roll to wipe your ass.

We where out of TP so I had to cardboard wipe

by Logano April 9, 2015

Cardboard Kitty

A prank which involves cutting out a kitty shape from a piece of cardboard, (often a pizza box) gluing on tinfoil "eyes" and propping it up in the middle of a street at night. The "Kitty" will appear real to anyone driving towards it, and will inevitably cause an entertaining reaction. The prankster hides out nearby, waiting to see their victim's reaction. Although potentially hilarious, this prank is also extremely dangerous.

I got cardboard kitty-ed driving home last night! I nearly drove into a ditch. Stupid kids!

by lyjoek February 28, 2011

cardboard pants

A term used when seeing a hot chick, implying she is so hot you just jizzed your pants and it's dry and cardboard like.

Dude: Fuck yeah she's hot as fuck, bro!
Sam: Aww man, I've got cardboard pants. Fuck.

by Sea Dot January 22, 2014

Cardboard drumming

When you hit yourself in the face repeatedly making a rhythm sounding like a drum.

Omg why are you hitting yourself with that piece of cardboard? Oh no it's okay I'm just cardboard drumming.

by Backstagesecrets September 5, 2016

Burnt the Cardboard

When you spend your time doing very fun and exciting things.

We really burnt the cardboard this weekend.

by Dale Bob November 26, 2016

cardboard ass

Sidney Smith

Sidney's ass is flatter then a pice of cardboard. You can call her cardboard ass.

by #1 Roast Session May 21, 2016

cardboard pants

when somebody is wearing pants which are cardboard in colour, usually tight, stiff and could also have a pinstripe.

hey did you see those cardboard pants?
yeah where did he get those, value village?

by mrizack August 2, 2010