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im catching what your pitching

i understand what your expressing
im catching what your pitching e.g im feeling ya
by grand daddy of the kkk March 5, 2009
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Catching Jokes

Used by some to describe the regular consumption of alcohol to excess, rendering one incapable of motor control or muscular integrity. Despite the suggestion implicit in the phrase, there is in fact nothing amusing or comical about such a situation. It is in fact a dark and rather pathetic state of affairs.

Use of phrase especially favoured by alcoholic apologists. (See dickhead)
by H638391 May 18, 2008
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Catching Plays

Setting up something to to do: Chilling with friends; Pulling hoes; Fucking mad bitches. Having something set up for you and your friends.
Jalen and I are cathing plays tonight.
Allante catching plays without me.
Im catching me a play or two tonight
by presco June 22, 2011
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catching

derived from "to catch"

A term used to describe which person in a couple is on the receiving end of the penis during copulation.

Most commonly used when differentiating between the dominate and submissive males in a homosexual situation.
Danny: Hey Soooze, is it okay if Ryan and I 'do it' while you're away on vacation?
Soooze: Well...who's catching? That will help me decide if you are gay or just missing me!
by voix-claire April 14, 2008
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mocking is catching

Old expression found in Ireland (or the backwoods of County Clare at any rate), translating roughly as "don't laugh at others, you'll do something stupid/ get old and crotchety/ otherwise get into a fine state youself and wouldn't like being laughed at."
You might think I look silly in this get-up, but just remember, mocking is catching.
by Fearman March 19, 2008
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Catching Crabs

When your pubic area is itchy and dirty after banging many people
Stink John was out catching crabs after he was banging the homeless lady on New Year's Day in Philadelphia
by Centimeter J June 11, 2019
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University of Catching

Founded in 2007 in Barbourville, KY, one of the finest baseball catching schools in all of the continental United States of America. Founder Cory Smith, has inspired countless students to pursue a career in catching. He preaches the "Three Techniques" of catching. (1) Out think the batter and give the appropriate sign. (2) Determine pitch direction and prepare for the worst (ball in dirt). (3) In the event of a ball in the dirt, both knees should immediatley make contact with the ground, use rib protector to block the ball, and hands/mitt if necessary. These techniques have produced many young fundamentally sound catchers. Pudge Rodriguez is a firm believer of Cory Smith's "Three Techniques". All applicants are accepted and sent first through an introductory catching clinic, conducted by manager and coaching guru Mike Bright. After completion of the clinic, students are shuttled on the gator bus to the University to work with Cory. There, students spend 4 months training in the "Three Techniques", and graduate to become world-class catchers. Many graduates give back to the University by donating old catching mitts, masks, shin guards, cups, rib protectors, and insulin. The University of Catching is truly one of the finest baseball institutions in the world.
KC Coach: "Who will be trying out to be catcher this season?"

Mr. Hendrickson: "I believe Cory Smith will be, he stole all the equipment so nobody else could practice, and opened up his own college to teach players to become catchers. It is called the University of Catching."

KC Coach: "Oh really?"

Mr. Hendrickson: "Yeah, he sleeps in his gear at night."

KC Coach: "I hope he practices his blocking drills, he wasn't to good at them last year at tryouts."

Mr. Hendrickson: "He bought a load of videos to watch, and does his blocking and throw down drills everyday."

KC Coach: "His new nickname will be Cory "Catch" Smith."
by Tyler Hendrickson September 14, 2007
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