captian obvious

Someone who states something that is extremely obvious to the rest of us.
A person who is a little slower than the rest of us only to bring something to our attention way after it already happens.

C.O.- Hey ya'll the sky is blue!
U.S.- Thanks for the update Captian Obvious!

C.O.- That whore gave me the clap.
U.S.- No shit Captian Obvious that why she didn't charge you!

by Scotty C. December 12, 2007

Caiti

A beautiful girl that any guy would be lucky to date. Usually easy to talk to. Really pretty, like perfect. When you see her, you will stop to look and admire her beauty.

Omg, Caiti is soo beautiful

by Pastrami199 January 11, 2014

capilicious

Capilicious-adj-The act of being an awesome member of the Capitini's. That means being a motherfucking boss, gettin' all the bitches, and being the most dope.

Dude 1-"Yo man, that new kid's so Capilicious."
Dude 2-"Yeah, he's stealing all the girls for prom."

by MostDopeCap October 10, 2013

cactipholiac

Getting off to a cactus

My friend is a cactipholiac.. any time he sees a cactus he gets off to it on spot

by Sircapalot6 January 22, 2021

penis captivus

A proposed scenario where, during sex, the vaginal muscles suddenly close around the penis, lodging it in the vagina and keeping it stuck there. It's been said that, should this occur, even after the errection dies down, it would require surgery to fix this. No real occurence has happened thus far.

"My boyfriend has this paranoid fear of penis captivus so we rarely have orgasms."

by Bowman June 16, 2002

captian small cock

A male who has a huge attitude, thinks his shit doesn't stink, and really has no reason to treat others like shit.

Who does he think he is Captian small cock...

by jillabc March 22, 2008

caitielicious

to be random, amazing, and ridiculously good-looking

"Wow, you are so caitielicious today."

"To be caitielicious is the ultimate compliment."

by sweetums cartwheel December 9, 2008