Capitol Hill

A very uncomfortable place to sit if one's name happens to be Bill.

Ty: What are you doing here?

Bill: Well, I'm just sitting here on Capitol Hill.

Ty: Loser.

Don't worry Bill, I'm rooting for you.

by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005

no caption

to have no reaction. indifferent. unbothered.

I told a joke to Kyle and it went so poorly. He was so no caption.

by websterdictionarytolegittoquit July 5, 2020

capitolist

A misspelling

That capitolist pig

by ThePedant June 9, 2009

el capitan

Captin Morgan's alcohol

"Heineken, shots of 151
and a bottle of what we call El Captain"
<i>El Capitan</i> by OPM

by LadyRachel March 14, 2004

Put on viking horns and storm the capitol

figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.

I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!

by niggman star33 January 13, 2021

Capstone

To hit a man on the top of the balls while he is masturbating, causing sperm to go back down the tunnel funnel.

Chad was yanking in my room, so I capstoned him.

by Juggalos are all fat June 5, 2010

Thank you, Caption Obvious

When a caption says something so obvious that there is really no need for it at all.

*picture of a guy riding a horse*
Caption: This is a picture of a guy riding a horse.
Viewer: Thank you, Caption Obvious!

by Turtle Mcfly July 13, 2014