Cantaloupe

To not be funny

To Be a terrible friend
To have a no sense of humor

Lyle you're such a cantaloupe.

Rachel: what did one box say to another?

Go die.

Tyler: cantaloupe.

by Hi my name is Alfred June 23, 2016

brave cantaloupe

when you lean in to kiss someone, they put a cantaloupe infront of their head to avoid your kiss

Person 1: Duuude do you remember the brave cantaloupe yesterday?

Person 2:Yeah, it was funny

by ineedcodies August 11, 2022

Cantaloupe

Cantaloupe is the coolest friend ever

Hey cantaloupe!

Hi!

by major ass fuck November 23, 2021

Cantaloupe

A regular .PNG image that was given a meme status by a certain content creator

Streamer: *accidentally shows something embarrassing/weird on stream*
Streamer: AAAAAA-*cuts stream into an image of cantaloupe while low quality music plays*

by GlueNumber1 April 8, 2023

Cantaloupe

Big Booty Latina

BROOO LOOK AT THAT CANTALOUPE!

by qsnd September 19, 2023

cantaloupe smuggler

Term used to define a well endowed woman clad in a tight fitting shirt, blouse or dress and obviously concealing beneath an ample set of mammary glands. Coined and used by undercover narcotics officers (tongue in cheek) during attempts to identify actual drug smugglers in the sea of humanity characteristic of large airports. Also useful in the common vernacular, especially in mixed company to surreptitiously describe a large breasted woman.

Joe, I'm not positive, but she appears to be a cantaloupe smuggler.

by Clifford Skridlow October 9, 2016

Cantaloupe

Some dude I know that looks like one.

Check out that guy, he looks like a cantaloupe. Short ass.

by A_Bum October 24, 2023