Pachelbel Canon

Every cellist's worst nightmare.

Conductor: We're playing Pachelbel Canon for the next concert.

Celli: OH GOD NO

by OperatorRamirez February 9, 2019

Head canon

An interpretation of a piece of media that is not shown or confirmed in the original but is believed to be true simply for preference.
May also include direct deviations from the canon.

In a perfect world, instead of Philip, Grog would have recited Percy's full name perfectly as his 'fancy name' and, after a moment of stunned silence, Percy would have added, 'You can just call him Percy.'"

...This is my new head canon.

by Haomakk April 7, 2021

college of the canyons

A community college in Santa Clarita that people go to forever and never leave. It's for the people that are too dumb to get their minds out of highschool. At least %80 of the kids that go there smoke reefer.

The initials when spoken sounds like "cock".

Dude, college of the canyons is for retards...I love this school. Let's go find some weed and get faded, bitch.

by COCSUX October 13, 2005

food canoes

floating human feces

And, thats what happened. I shat standing up in the Carribbean Ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. The funny thing about pooping in the ocean is that crap floats. I could feel the turds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time I cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. This is when I would push her or tackle her. I was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.

by Torgo Rouzdouer May 27, 2008

milk cannons

tits. you can figure this out.

"watch where you point those milk cannons girl, you almost just killed that midget"

by ballstein October 28, 2004

canonical

The real deal; a piece that is widely recognized as a genuine member of the body of work (oeuvre) of a given artist/writer/composer; a standard by which all others are compared.

I just finished reading the "canonical list of auto plurals" on manofleisure.us

by khiddy June 2, 2004

Thunder Cannons

Massive Female Breasts

"Did you see Christina in there? damn shes got huge Thunder Cannons!"

by Blake Ellestud September 22, 2006