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Cannoli Creamer

Is a baker of sweet deserts , but adds his protein in the filling . Often will bring to work in lieu of donuts or bear claws . His enjoys watching people unknowingly eat his come. Unlike a coffee pisser who does it for spite and punishment , he thinks everyone should have some of him in them; it is his perverse way of bonding.
Dude don't eat Franks treats. I think he is a cannoli creamer. You ever take notice the joy on his face when everyone grabs his cream filled baked goods? No, Frank is a great guy everybody likes him, he wouldn't do that?
by Dick Goesinya June 2, 2017
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Cannalism

Cannalism (Kan - uh - liz- um)

Verb.
1. A term for the best marijuana in the world
2. Relating to the sciences and studys behind Cannabis
Eg. "This weed is the best I've ever had, it must be Cannalism!"
Eg. "Tony has recently been indulging in Cannalism and researching the maximum yield for his crop"
by Stoner313 October 6, 2022
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supreme cannoli

I just gave my girlfriend a supreme cannoli
by Salty sack wacker June 27, 2017
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Shit cannoli

A cannoli you fill with shit and give to your friend as a prank.
“Ugh what is this?!”
“Hah I got you good with another shit cannoli you FUCKER!”
by Cannoli_shitter July 8, 2018
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rusty cannoli

The act of a woman defecating on one's penis, then inserting said poopdick into the vagina for an eventual creampie.
Everything was going great with the anal, until she pooped on me. I'ma get mines, though, so I gave her the rusty cannoli.
by themeatsweats May 6, 2019
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The Canton Cannoli

When you stick a cannoli around your penis and your partner (male or female) cleans off the cannoli with their mouth, leading to a creamy adventure.
Hey, I have an extra cannoli, wanna spice it up and do the Canton Cannoli?
by bigthiccenergy January 27, 2022
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Foreskin Cannoli

When a man with an uncircumcised penis overlaps his foreskin onto the head of a circumcised penis. The two men then jerk off until they ejaculate. This will fill up the foreskin of the uncircumcised mans penis making it look like a cannoli.
Two men bought a house in San Francisco and as a housewarming gift the next door neighbors gave them a Foreskin Cannoli
by Skeet The Hooded Warrior January 1, 2014
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