Audio Camouflage

When you don't want yourself or someone to hear something, so you cover it up with another sound to drown it out.

This could be if you are playing a tv show or music single in the background to cover up the sounds of "self gratification". Other reasons to use audio camouflage are if you wanted to cover up the sound of a fart, a soda can opening, or if you have a noisy neighbour. This is not to be confused with "white noise". For one, "white noise" is part of a much broader spectrum including "brown noise", "pink noise", etc. Also, the use of things such as "white noise" is mostly to concentrate your mind on one sound to fall asleep.

"You couldn't hear me fapping in my room because I used audio camouflage."

by taint man 3000 November 29, 2021

Hood Camouflage

Imperfections on a vehicle that visually drop you in tax brackets. It can be any of the following: large dent, visible scratches, obnoxiously dirty, rust, using a spare tire, missing hubcap...etc.

Andrew: I'm worried that someone will break into my car and steal my gucci shoes.

Jacob: Man... don't worry about that, you got that hood camouflage.
Andrew: What do you mean?
Jacob: No one is going to break into a car that is rusted out, you're safe bro!

by AndyBoBandy98 November 15, 2022

Conservative Camouflage

A Cis White Male who appears to be conservative based on their appearance, style, and career, but is actually a liberal in disguise.

We thought he was one of us, but he was actually just a liberal in conservative camouflage.

by Abnormal Liberal October 31, 2023

French Camouflage

A stinky untamed bush with a vagina hiding behind it

When a German invades a French woman’s pussy even though it isn’t visible. “This bitch was wearing French Camouflage, but I occupied!”

by StanSeaton January 16, 2026

Fat girl camouflage

Cheetah print.

Don’t wear Cheetah print, it’s just fat girl camouflage.

by Dabossdude February 10, 2024

Cumoflage

Material that hides cum stains. Camoflage for cum. Material covered extensively in semen stains.

"These sheets are cumoflage, so no biggie."

by Four Leaf Clover July 13, 2009

Camoflauge

Camoflauge whose real name was Jason Johnson, was a U.S. rapper from the Hitch Village housing project in Savannah, Georgia. Camoflauge probably misspelt his stage name to avoid confusion with the notorious Baton Rouge rapper Mac the Camouflage Assassin. When I Represent, his solo album on the independent label Pure Pain, sold over 50,000 copies, Universal Music Group offered the rapper a deal. However, when Camoflauge was arrested for possession of crack cocaine, Universal did not pick up the option on his contract, even though the charges were later dropped.In 2003 he was shot and killed while walking with his toddler son outside the midtown studio "Pure Pain" where he recorded. He was 21.

"If my boy Camoflauge was still alive, Savannah would have out shined Atlanta because there's not too many rappers in the A that can fuck with Flauge."

by S-A-V May 31, 2009