A "Puertorican Calzone" is when a naked man (usually after sex) tucks his testicles between his legs so they are exposed from behind. He then lays on his stomach and a girl proceeds to give him "cosquillita" (gently running her fingertips on his skin) all over his back, shoulders, ass and balls.
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