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Small Calves Syndrome

A little known hereditary illness that prevents the calf muscle from experiencing proper muscle hypertrophy(muscle growth).

This illnes is common in those with a passion for lifting. This may be due to an alteration in the tREN-062 gene, that results in the passion for lifting, aswell as the syndrome.
"Its not becouse i dont train them, its because of my small calves syndrome."
by Gymbro. March 8, 2022
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Calves from Hell

A term used to describe the size of one's calves. One who possesses calves from Hell has calves that significantly lack muscle mass, resulting in a skinny, bone-like look, and inspires utter perplexity in others into how they can even move. The origin of the term is unclear, as there is no immediate similarity between skinny calves and Hell. It could be said, however, that only the most depraved and evil people possess calves from hell, and thus, well, they come from Hell.
"His gastrocnemii (calves) are especially affected by his severe lack of muscularity and is the reason for his nickname, ‘Calves from Hell’ (xD)."
by gary69_ March 29, 2023
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assed up from the calves up

used to describe a woman (usually) hu has a saggy arse.
boy 1: man! that hoe sho is assed up from the calves up!

boy 2: fligga is talking crazy. mo fo has some bitchin arse. i'd sho like to slap up, slap down and slam on that!

boy 1: fo shizzle!
by xTruth_Hurtsx May 18, 2007
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Gentleman Calves

Legs that are small enough to cross when sitting in a chair since they are not too muscular or corpulent.
Stranger: Hey Joe you got chicken legs.
Chicken Joe: Fuck you they're gentleman calves!
by B.S. Comedy January 1, 2019
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Calves

The part of the leg below the knee the park everyone loves. The squishy jiggly part of the leg
John- I like yo calves.
Shaniqua- thanks John I like yo thighs
by Thighslec October 11, 2020
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meaty calves

A hot and sexy man that has calves for days 😭😍🤤
Meaty calves is the finest majestic creature ever
by Meaty calves lover123 January 27, 2018
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Front Calves

Penelope's front calves hurt so much she can't run any more
by Barry_Allen August 27, 2016
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