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Clear my Calendar

The process of pooping prior to a business meeting or other event that may keep you from using the bathroom. Pooping prior to the event, as such to avoid abrupt exits during the meeting.
Excuse me, I just need to clear my Calendar before our 3:00pm meeting.
by SS Cruiser August 15, 2022
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Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event

Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.
Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
by NaughtyJim December 7, 2010
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Corona Calendar

A calendar that feels like a 30-hour day, a 10-day week, or a 40-day month—when an awful lot of unappreciative employees who are “privileged” to work from home complain that every day is like a 19-hour workday hell.
The 2020 calendar would likely be remembered as the “corona calendar” for almost 8 billion people, who were home-jailed for weeks, when the world tried to contain the pandemic crisis.
by Covido December 31, 2020
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Calendar Year

A financial year starting on January 1 and ending on December 31. Called a calendar year for obvious reasons.
Person 1: Did you hear about the budget for calendar year 2016?
Person 2: No! That shit is boring as fuck.
by nilethe146 May 25, 2015
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calendar stalking

The act of using Outlook or other calendar programs to determine if someone is in the office, busy, or just ignoring you. Typically through creating a draft meeting and adding their names.
I hadn't heard back from Jim today, so I engaged in a little calendar stalking to see if he was busy or just ignoring me.
by lismo September 24, 2009
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Calendar Droppings

Purposely planting awkward and embarrasing meetings in your co-workers Outlook calendar for everyone to see.
Dude, I have a GILF date with Joe's grandmother tonight? And a prostate exam right after? I think I'm the victim of some calendar droppings.
by reliefpitcher June 24, 2008
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calendar ho

a hot playmate who appears on porn calendars
man- hey guy's name want to go to the bar

guy- naw, stayin' home to watch a hot calendar ho
by rickreel November 30, 2011
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