Cagbeast

One beastly ass motherfucker thatl tear you up

"Dude see that cagbeast do work in gym?"

by Mystery ?!?! February 14, 2010

Cage Monkey

A system administrator who works in a datacenter.

The server is down but the cage monkeys are banging on stuff, so it should be back up soon.

by AjiraKimberly April 1, 2009

Cage Rage Theorem

The emotional pattern that Nicolas Cage goes through in every movie he's in.

Firstly, Nicolas Cage is in a happy/placid state.

Then, something happens to Nicolas Cage that causes a short stage of confusion. This is key to the next stage.

Finally, Nicolas Cage becomes filled with anger at the confusion he experiences.

Rinse and repeat. In every movie.

KNOWING (2009) A prime example of the 'Cage Rage Theorem'

Nicolas Cage is happy. (Stage one)

Nicolas Cage finds sheet of numbers, becomes confused. (Stage two)

Nicolas Cage throws everything on the floor, in a fit of anger and confusion at the numbers. (Stage 3)

by CharlesBottomer June 25, 2013

Luke Cage

a bad ass black dude from Marvel Universe who has super strength and is invincible

Luke Cage is also known as Power Man

by Gamer_Station17 October 3, 2016

cock-cage

Male chastity device designed to control/eliminate/stop the arousal of the enclosed penis.

Used by wives/girlfriends/partners to control wayward husbands.

Part of BDSM play between partners.

Worn as part of Sissification by CD/TV

Sometimes worn by TS gurls, as it is not ladylike to 'point'.

Gail: You've been a bad boy and so I'm going to trap your little weener in this cock-cage. Maybe then you'll respect me!

Mike and Nigel were cock-buddies and wore cock-cages at the nudist beach.

by CantataFS April 19, 2018

Career

ca⋅reer {kuh-reer}

–noun
1. A long period of servitude in exchange for operating capital and the promise of financial security and much needed health care coverage on release; golden handcuffs.
2. The mistakenly desired outcome of 16+ years of education.
3. An affliction whose symptoms are loss of life & liberty, general purpose misery, and resentment towards those who are unaffected.
4. A euphemism for 'professional labour camp'; these 'camps' are required to support capitalism's unsustainable drive for never ending growth.

Each of the professions means a prejudice. The necessity for a career forces every one to take sides. We live in the age of the overworked, and the under-educated; the age in which people are so industrious that they become absolutely stupid.

- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

by Loki's Friend September 19, 2009

Cageot

French word for an ugly woman, like a minger. originally means a wooden crate to carry vegetables

Did you mot Annette?

Dude naw, she is a real cageot

by Romintok August 20, 2012