Abu Michael Cambria Jr.

Michael lived a normal life until he discovered Hookah. He became the most influential Hookah kingpin of all time until his eventual arrest in September of 2020. He went to federal prison on a 77 year sentence, and his cellmate was R-Kelly. They broke out together and joined the Italian mob, got married, and lived happily ever after until death.

Who's Abu Michael Cambria Jr. and why does he want Rylees kisses?
He's the biggest drug-lord of all time.

by Jouweyjonah October 20, 2022

coheed and cambria

a wonderful band with Claudio as the high-pitched voice - lead singer. Often classified as emo, or hardcore storytelling.

Blood hungry, canniballistic unfit family ties.

by RancidxHooligan June 25, 2004

cambria

normally a red headed girl who is down for anything, no matter the costs. enjoys making masks, and rading your pantry. usually found on street corners. chases people down streets while eating cheez-its.
one of a kind.

"look at that girl in the mask on the corner!"
"it must be a cambria!"

by gatorade11 August 1, 2009

Coheed and Cambria

A fascinating metal-emo combination. To those who say Claudio's vocals are girlishly high, I have two words:

Led Zeppelin.

Who among you would argue that Robert Plants amazing vocals are appropriately low for a male?

Tool kicks ass too, but open your damn minds for a second. I own all of Tool's and Coheed & Cambria's CDs. It's diversity, dipshit.

Man your own jackhammer.
Man your battle stations.

by Ahmed November 21, 2004

Coheed And Cambria

Great band with great lyrics, which are overlooked or hated on by people who listen to songs where the guy sounds like he has throat cancer or is so self concious about his feminine personality that he overdoes trying to sound like a male...

its a progressive band not a fucking emo
they can also be considered alt metal

the vocals by Claudio Sanchez require some serious talent...
Seriously its insane how many people listen to bullshit ass music like slipknot and hate on coheed and cambria...how is that shit even enjoyable?
in a fucking concert smelling like mad dick cause everyone is doing that karate kicking shit beating the shit out of eachother aka moshing..
Coheed and Cambria makes good music
what you listen to is an excuse to hear a male moan
and get to feel on other fags in their concerts

guy1: coheed and cambria sucks, the guy sounds like he has his balls in a mouse trap.

guy2: who do you listen to?

guy1: slipknot

guy2: lmao what a retard

by C&Coursavior January 30, 2009

Coheed and Cambria

A band characterized by the most fucking annoying singer in the world. Sounds like: Your mothers queefs muffled in applesauce. Not as gay as The Jonas Brothers, or The Barenaked Ladies, but you get the idea.

"Have you ever heard of Coheed and Cambria?"

"Your ears are bleeding."

"What?"

by PeopleGetReady1234 January 24, 2009

Cambria Heights

in the Southern part of Queens. Andrew Jackson High School (now known as Campus Magnet) is there. A shitload of Haitian people & other West Indian people live there. Kids from there are the tuffest of the tuff.

Ay Gikri, you know those kids Matthew, Angie, & Ira?
Yeah. What about them?
You got beef with them?
Yeah
Well just to let you know i wouldn't f*ck with them if I were you...
Why not?
Them niggas is from Cambria Heights!
Oh shit! I didn't know them

by Mattt Beee January 3, 2009