A word to replace anything you can thing of.
What the cactus? That cactus is in my cactus. Cactus!
by bighugejake January 23, 2008
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(plural: Cacti) The third gender. The ambiguous gender. When you can not tell based on physical appearance whether someone is male or female, or if you meet someone and think they are the opposite gender of what they are.

Not to be confused with a bishie.
There are a lot of cacti in anime, just look at Marik Ishtar, that cactus actually lives in the dessert. Win!
by Itami-Chan June 1, 2010
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Marge Simpson (as described by Homer Simpson, often because of Marge's long, blue hair that reminds me greatly of a cactus.)
"That cactus is right, I've got to hit him back" - Homer
by Greta July 5, 2005
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a formal way to call someone of the african decent black or nigga. It can also include people with the skin disease called chocolate pudding melanoma.
NIGGA! it be cactus night at KFC.. free kool aid son.

That cactus is so black that he gots a prickly cactus face.

That cactus shot my cactus in the face... I is gonna visit that cactus in the hospital
by ole dirty bastard May 9, 2006
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one of the if not the best bass player on the face of the earth. Fromerly of the band Phish.
and if you could only hear cactus, cactus would this say...
by sparky October 30, 2004
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Ancient God of communication and spying in early Carterian mythology, frequently invoked by computer hackers in trouble.
"Oh mighty cactus, grant me your powers as I hack this server."
by Robumitsu Hotaru October 11, 2003
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1. One of the largest campers in the history of the Steve Krulevitz Tennis Program.
2. One who enjoys car parts and bike parts a great deal.
by Kevin Mchale March 15, 2005
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