Jordan Carey List

A carefully defined pointing system in which men or women compete for the most "points" alloted for sexual conquests. For example, a point is rewarded for a conquest for every 2 years higher/lower than your own. Another for STDs being transmited, some for unwanted pregnancy, ethnicity, overall atractiveness of the woman/man etc.
Feautred in the movie Carrie 2, and now becoming a cultural phenomenon objectifying woman and turning sex into a game, the pointing system is becoming more and more used in North America, with some word of it spreading to Europe (since foreigners are worth points too).

Tony: "Yo, how many points did you score on the Jordan Carey list last night?"
Luc: "4! She was 21, a cripple, black, and from Brazil! She wouldnt let me have a 3-way with her friend though. That would have been 6 more!"

by Jamie Spencer October 27, 2007

Danney Carrey

Of Los Angeles band, TOOL , Danny Carrey is the most powerful and creative drummer in the world. He absolutely shits on his drumset, along with every other drummer who dares to come close,,,, Joey Jordison will give him a bang for his buck,,, but in reality Danny Carrey will still champeen.

Every fucking song. Off every fucking album. Danney Carrey.

by mutta April 16, 2008

Jimmy Carey

A loser faggot that enjoys the presence of underage girls, and gets pegged by them

Get out my way you loser faggot Jimmy Carey, No one likes you bitch

by JimmyK4LIFE March 23, 2022

Mariah Carey

A truly amazing singer/songwriter. I dont know how she hits those notes!

Stupid: Mariah can't sing.
Smart: Dude, step out of denial.
Stupid: you're right. Im just jealous.

by no-lies April 7, 2005

Cabrera

Going to work intoxicated or hungover. Term coined after Tigers first baseman Miguel Cabrera blew a .26 BAC the night before a game during the 2009 pennant race.

I know it's a work night but i'm still going to pull a Cabrera.

by basementcuts October 7, 2009

Carey

The most prettiest girl you'll ever meet. She is normally irish. She loves to dance and have fun with her friends. Favorite food is most likely pasta. Most careys are girls. Guy careys now thats just weird..... and carey is normally very god at spanish shes also really pretty! did i already mention that? oops. She normally has brown hair and brown eyes. Has the best song named pretty girl rock and loves to sing it. She has a nice derriare as well.

My name is carey im so very fly oh my its a little bit scary

by Will.I.Am.The.Third. March 31, 2011

Jim Carrey

2Pac Shakur's favorite actor

-2Pac used to imitate him

by Jim-Bob Jones May 14, 2005