poisson croissant

Referring to an unpleasant French person. Phonetically read as pwa son qwa son.

You're being a total poisson croissant right now. Let's get our baguette and just leave.

by crabcrabcrab🦀 January 22, 2021

swamp croissant

When you eat a croissant or similar pastry out of someone's butt.

Brian: Hey Kolby, can I have a swamp croissant?
Kolby: Alright but I haven't wiped in a while, there might be dingleberries!

by nobody123balls October 22, 2013

Soft Croissant

The action of masterbating when one's penis is not fully erect

I was too tired last night to fully jerk it, so I had a soft croissant before going to bed.

I've been jerking so much all I can do is a soft croissant now.

This dry season has to end soon, I'm stuck with soft croissants

by Jean-Charles December 16, 2018

crusty croissant

performing the sexual act with a woman whose vagina is unbelievably dry and covered in questionable scabs.

Ewww, I can't believe I just ate that crusty croissant.

by TwinSouth October 13, 2008

croissant slaying

Pulling a girl with really bad eczema. You are only croissant slaying if her skin is flaky like a croissant.

Dude, did you see John croissant slaying at breakfast, her dry skin went all over my food!

by chamberlain123 August 31, 2016

Chocolate Croissant

A prank where you place shit under the armpit of a sleeping girl and tickle her waist so she closes her arms and squeezes the shit into a croissant shape.

Randal gave stacy a chocolate croissant after she got too wasted

by TheCadet October 4, 2012

buttered croissant

Well lubricated buttcrack, in preparation for anal play.

I couldn't wait to slip my pulsing man-totem into his warm, buttered croissant!

by Hakwolf October 10, 2008