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A musical play by Andrew Lloyd Webber, stolen from a poem book by T.S. Elliot, in which people dress up in fabulous/stupid cat costumes and sing the exact the words of T.S. Elliot's poems; mixed with some original, but dumb, songs by Webber. The musical is most famous for the ballad, 'Memory'.
Man #1: Hey, I've got two tickets to Cats. You wanna come?
Man #2: The musical Cats? What are you, too lazy to read the book?
Man #2: The musical Cats? What are you, too lazy to read the book?
Cats by That Depends; Who Are You? September 5, 2009
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The cuddliest and best of God’s creatures. They love us, demand of us, and they even protect our children, whom they consider part of their pack. They helped the human race evolve from hunter/gatherers to static builders of civilization by protecting our grain stock from mice, so humanity didn’t have to continuously be on the move. They were critically important to the progress of humanity and were even worshiped in ancient Egypt as gods. The mass murder of cats in the Middle Ages as a result of the pope declaring them all to be evil allowed the rat population to explode bringing with them the bubonic plague, which spread uncontrollably. Two-thirds of the population of Europe and North Africa died in the most catastrophic event in human history. Eventually people started to notice that towns which protected cats didn’t suffer from mass death and disease and cats became cool again. Now, hundreds of years later, humanity has gone back to worshiping cats, having learned it’s lesson which is: don’t fvck with god’s chosen creatures 🐱 🐈 ⬛
Cats by JamieRhymie August 27, 2022
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Say, I think I'm going to go home and watch CATS, licking the screen whenever the Rum Tum Tugger walks onscreen
cats by The Almighty Mistress of Merr December 19, 2003
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A stalemate or draw in a game of tic-tac-toe, often signified by drawing a large letter "C" across the game board.
cats by Craig 119281 December 28, 2005
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no not the suckie musical, the animal. cats are the greatest animals alive, but thats just my opinion. all my friends dont like cat's, but i think there the greatist animals ever. i say this because i luv cats. espashaly my cat, moriss. :)