peanut butter and jelly 

n.- The act of a man having anal sex with a woman until she bleeds, then wiping peanutbutter on the but before continuing the sexual act.

I gave my girlfriend a peanutbutter and jelly last night.

peanut butter and jelly by Brendan aka Benj June 5, 2004

peanut butter and jelly 

While a woman is on her period, another person spreads fecal matter on the woman's vagina and then begins to eat her out.

Since having sex with his wife was out of the question because she was on her period, Jim decided to make a peanut butter and jelly instead.

peanut butter and jelly by Masterofpuppetz May 13, 2005

peanut butter and jelly 

Peanut butter and jelly is a majestic sex alternative. You start by getting head from a lady. You then take shit from your own ass and wipe in on her face. She will then be very angry with you so you punch her in the nose causing it to bleed over her shitty face. This gives the perception of brown peanut butter and red strawberry jelly.

Tony gave lisa an extreme peanut butter and jelly last night!

peanut butter and jelly by thegrandeton May 2, 2014

triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich 

The most heinous sexual act. So terrible that your friends can never speak to the girl you gave it to ever again. In addition, they are not allowed to be friends with you for a month. At the end of that month you'll still think it was worth it.

Where's Jim been?
I don't know, I can't be friends with him until August since he gave Jane a triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Oh my god! That's awful.

triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich by Joe from Cocamo June 28, 2008

peanut butter and jelly 

An American Jihadist colloquial code term for explosives training.

the name peanut butter and jelly, from a secular standpoint, would make sense when one compares amateurish home explosives making, I.e. chemical mixing, with amateurish incompetent home cooking, I.e. ingredient mixing. However, in a Jihad context, the FBI should learn what the term means.

peanut butter and jelly by Uncle Dimma March 1, 2015

peanut butter and jelly 

A American Jihadi code term for explosives training.

the name peanut butter and jelly would make sense as a synonym for explosives training when one compares amateurish home explosives making, I.e. chemical mixing, with amateurish incompetent home cooking, I.e. ingredient mixing.

peanut butter and jelly by Uncle Dimma December 2, 2014

peanut butter and jelly 

this is when you fuck your girl on her period, then do anal. her shit will be the consistency of peanut butter, and the period blood will act as the jelly. you then proceed to put your dick in between her breasts being the bread, and continue to fuck them until satisfied. you can then eat the sandwich you made, but its really your preference.

"me and my girl had a peanut butter and jelly last night, it was the best I've ever had"

peanut butter and jelly by yosemitesynonym June 17, 2016