BCB (buttcrack bugeks)

Saving and holding in all your flatulents of the week and not wiping your crack all week dump after dump after dump. Then at the end of the week releasing the torturous and unfathomable odor amongst as many people in one room as possible, with no air conditioning on, all doors shut, and all windows locked

Someone take me to the hospital now because Brett just released a brutal BCB (buttcrack bugeks)

by Bugekins July 6, 2007

buttcrack bandit

When a male is trying to copulate with a female in the traditional way i.e (penis enters vagina) when a mistake in the placing of the penis results in the male thrusting in the buttcrack of the woman resulting in embarassment and no stimulation for the female.

Yeah I fucked her! Not like that asshole chuck who was drunk as shit and just pounded her poop gully. What a buttcrack bandit!

by acipi dobb November 10, 2003

Buttcrack Baby

When a man ejaculates in a woman's butt crack

We're gonna make some buttcrack baby's tonight bitch!

by Mr. Pooper sex January 30, 2010

buttcrack

the hole in your butt where poop and diarrhea comes out.

C'mon, let's poke the buttcrack! *POOKEEEE*

by CrazyButt May 11, 2008

buttcrack

Endearing term for a homosexual who sells his body for menial goods or favors. Uses the motto "This crack's for hire, even if we're just dancing in the dark."

I told that fucka that I wasn't a buttcrack and to keep his damn chips, but he kept propositioning me.

by Houston August 6, 2003

Butt cracker

A piece of shit that gets flattened in between the cheeks of your ass (after an early morning dump), and throughout the course of a day, it dries and becomes brittle, just like a cracker

Man I need to go home and get rid of this huge butt cracker, it's starting to itch.

by MightyT June 19, 2010

Bumcracker

A way of discribing someone/something that cracks bums or an insult to someones intelligence

-stop smacking that pigs arse you Bumcracker
-your so dumb 1+1 does not = 2 you bumcracker

by ToeSuc May 14, 2020