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bus driver

1) the broke-ass fat-ass disgruntled old-head who takes your poor ass to school or elsewhere
2) someone who takes you to school, figuratively
1) "Man, your grandma sure is a nasty bitch. And she's old, fat, and ugly. Come to think of it, she's also pretty damn broke. What the hell is she, a bus driver."
"Yes."

2) (makes 7 consecutive 3-pointers and dunks in your face 32 times)
"Call me the bus driver, because I just took yo' ass to school!"
by Nick D September 22, 2003
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Bus Driver

The act of delivering an epic uppercut to an unexpecting female adversary.
by Wrngwitu October 23, 2012
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Ginger Bus Driver

It’s hard to describe the ginger bus driver, he’s just there. Not emo but just there.

Nobody has ever heard him speak apart from when he shouts at year 7s to sit down, he’s a real misery of a man

( if that’s what you can call him)

Did I mention that he’s an absolute unit of an alpha male, he began the species many years ago of ginger bus drivers
“ Have you had the ginger bus driver yet?”

“ No, he looks nice”

*Stands up for one millisecond*

Ginger bus driver- “FIND A SEAT“

“FIND A SEAT” ~ Ginger bus driver 2022
by Word_master_1 November 1, 2022
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Punch a bus driver

A saying used when you are so angry that your years of public school bus humility comes out and gives you the urge to punch a former or current busdriver
When Kip got kicked in the dick by Seth , the pain angered him to the point of screaming out, " IM GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH A BUS DRIVER!"
by Tom-Dickery-Kickery October 9, 2016
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Mark the bus driver

Master of the vehicular travel marvel known as the 'bus' , will never be fazed by late drivers or strange passengers, and the shining god of the dorrigobus movement.

Drives a twenty cylinder turbocharged multiengine jet bus, shoots fire when he floors the accelerator, with a flaming throne strong enough to hold his 200 kilograms of pure wheel turning muscle
The only person to have beaten the dorrigo mountain in 2.9 parsecs.

Cannot be defeated, even by the previously defined satanic monster,

bruce the bus driver, although can be quickly confused by the lack of information that is provided by his aforementioned strange passengers
Lives upon a junk Heap of all the previous bus drivers who have challenged him in bus-jousting, in a massive bus themed mansion filled with various trophies and severed heads.

Has a long lasting feud with Jaiden the bus slayer for the size of his muscles.

Has been seen bench pressing the universe, and killing enemies by simply scaring the shit out of them.
by Another boy on the bus June 19, 2019
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Bundrive

Humping a womans ass roughly from behind....driving your cock between her buns
Overcome with lust at the sight of her in her lycra pants he bent her over and started to bundrive her into the couch...
by murty78 October 4, 2016
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Bus Driver Tits

Saggy, flat, long breasts often found on elderly bus drivers (male and female)
Holy shit, look at those saggy bus driver tits on Jennifer!
by Skeetzzz October 17, 2008
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