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Max Burnside

1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.

2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.
1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.

2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.
by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011
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barnsided

A derivative of the word Blindsided. A modern day occurrence that happens when one surfing the internet experiences pornographic pop-ups of an animal nature.
While Daniel was surfing the internet looking for tractors and other farm equipment, he was barnsided by several pornographic sites with sheep and cows.
by Nick Nickerson August 11, 2005
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burnies

when you have sex with someone and you gaet a STD which burns therefore you got the burnies
Man i fucked dat girl like a week ago and now i got the burnies
by 9@ P3@C# October 2, 2008
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byrnside

The act of clenching ones buttocks around an object. Popular in ancient times, "Byrnies" were known for their powerful squeeze and highly sought after in romantic encounters. However, upon the arrival of the conquistadors, byrnsides died out after a particular powerful byrny successfully pinched the genitals off of a would-be rapist.
Baby, when I'm ready I want you to byrnside the shit out of me!
by CSWhitlock January 19, 2017
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BOURNSIDE

SHIT SCHOOL THE TEACHERS ARE WANKERS
Girl: I go to BOURNSIDE
Boy: haha wanker
Furry: I love bournside uwu
by IDONTLIKEURNAN June 16, 2024
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Police Station Burnride

The act of 4 cannabis enthusiasts taking a trip to the police station in an automobile, each with a fully packed bong.

The driver then honks the horn 3 times, and the reeferheads must finish their bowls and drive off before the police come outside.
Hey esè, wanna go on Police Station Burnride Holmes?

Yeahhh mannn that sounds dank!!
by chortleBagChungus April 11, 2024
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