byrnside 

The act of clenching ones buttocks around an object. Popular in ancient times, "Byrnies" were known for their powerful squeeze and highly sought after in romantic encounters. However, upon the arrival of the conquistadors, byrnsides died out after a particular powerful byrny successfully pinched the genitals off of a would-be rapist.

Baby, when I'm ready I want you to byrnside the shit out of me!

byrnside by CSWhitlock January 19, 2017

Scott Burnside 

Stupid tool who does not check his facts when writing articles. Typically he makes fun of people who have far more money and far more power then he could ever think of having.

Scott Burnside claims Rick DiPietro has not won a playoff game, however a 1 minute check of his stats on NHL.com show this to be the case.

Scott Burnside by Dickburger September 18, 2008

Burnside Cadillac 

A shopping cart pushed by a homeless person, usually full of the person's belongings (which are often mostly junk) but sometimes used specifically for transporting bottles and cans to be turned in for their deposits.

Did you just see that bum pushing his Burnside Cadillac down the street? That must be some workout!

Burnside Cadillac by Wolkenkaiser May 21, 2014

Gen. Burnsides 

n. What ordinary people refer to as sideburns (this facial hair was made popular by its namesake, Ambrose Burnside, the Union Army general who was noted for his trademark muttonchops).

Randy: Maybe if I trim my Gen. Burnsides O-girls will finally consider me spongeworthy.
Steve: I dunno, but I think I’m gonna trim my pubes to make my richard look bigger.
Randy: wtf?

Gen. Burnsides by The Raging Bull August 18, 2005

burnside mum 

a burnside mum is one who hangs out and shops at burnside village ( a shopping district in burnside, adelaide, australia).
These "mums" are normally seen to be wearing their customary gold belts and gold shoes, candy pink lipstick, with blond hair and sunnies on their heads. they are often slightly orange, they drive large expensive cars, normally FWD and they normally wear all white, CAPRI ( 3/4 pants) or sometimes those tiny checkered blue or pink pants. If wearing colours, baby blues, pale pinks, pale yellows, and a pale lime green sometimes.
SIGNATURE ACCESSORY: gold belt, gold shoes, candy pink lipstick.
They are ALWAYS at school helping with their children and can do million things at once.
<These women are the biggest gossips and enjoy cuppacinos.

a burnside mum is often referred to as a barbie.
"She is such a gossip, she knows everything!"
"she is a burnside mum"

burnside mum by boring f November 5, 2006

Burnside draw 

The bottom draw in the office desk which contains contraband e.g. grog, porn, form guides, condoms, chocolate, deviant lifestyle magazines and ciggies. Named after the no nonsense cop of the same name off The Bill

Set in the open plan office
Person 1: (quietly) Dude do you have any bourbon?
Person 2: (quietly back)Wait a moment while I check my Burnside draw

Burnside draw by Anecdotal April 11, 2008

Burnside Handshake 

When a streetwalker gets in your car she will ask you if you are a cop. When you say no, she will ask you to prove it. This involves her pulling out your penis or sliding her hand in your pants and grapping your penis so she can give it a quick tug. This is what's known as the Burnside Handshake.

In Seattle it's call the Aurora handshake. In Phoenix it's referred to as the East Van Buren Handshake, and in LA oftentimes known as the Sunset Blvd Handshake.

Hey now that your in the car, would you like to do the burnside handshake??

Burnside Handshake by AHitler July 15, 2007