Benches

noun: related to "bitch" and "girlfriend". A snarky self identifying term that stems from American Idol's Season 8 winner Kris Allen, who apparently used the term in relation to a literal park bench on camera, but was told to not say it again on camera because with his southern accent it sounded like "bitch".

The term has been subsequently adopted by fans, most notably those from ONTD_AI.

"You already saw the new Kris Allen interview? Where at? Come on, hook a bench up!"

"Benches unite! Give 'til it hurts for Haiti!"

by cadee February 9, 2010

benches

similar to "bless you" but for coughing

*cough attack* "benches"

by fuckitfullsend March 28, 2020

Buncher

Humanoid carnivore that feeds on male human penis. Often seen playing the cooing pipe.

Look at that Buncher and her cooing pipe!

by MrSaije May 5, 2021

brady bunched

had sex with multiple members of the same family

I totally brady bunched her, her sister, and her mom.

by bob spawn August 28, 2012

burnches

a whole lotta stuff, lots, many, mucho, shit ton...etc...

I want to make burnches and burnches of murnies!

by Sheri' June 23, 2005

Buncher

Buncher is a god-like creature with massive calves and the largest penis in the world. Bunchers body was used in the movie 300 and multiplied 300 times and the actors heads were added using modern movie magic. Buncher is capable of killing a man with the look of his eyes, but only if he feels like it.

Guy 1: Hey man, have you seen Buncher?

Guy 2: Yea, i heard he killed an elephant with his calves.

Guy 1: I also heard he had sex with a virgin and now her vagina looks like the sleeve of a wizard.

by asdhfaskljdfklajsdf December 20, 2007

bunched

To be anxious, unhappy, or uneasy

Damn, she's all bunched up about that guy not calling her back.

Aw shit, I'm all bunched up.

by LARKON October 27, 2005