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Baboon bumping

This is animalistic sex accompanied by sweat and noise!
Kendra and Ben Dover got down in the back yard, for some real baboon bumping bend overs!
by I, Wreckerrr May 17, 2021
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bumping fur

The act of two unshaven women performing vagina to vagina sex, also known as scissoring.
"Damn you should of been there when me and Jessica were bumping fur, I think I know what gender I truly want now."
by Dropgun Favouritism. May 2, 2014
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Bummito

She's a common sense, tall short person, hoop earing wearing, advanced algebra student, artist, and amazing friend who jokes lightly about violence from time to time when people don't shut up. Bummito is also part of a complicated shipping war between two of her friends and it's quite the ordeal. Her friends call her Bummito but you can call her Sophia.
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Sophia: You and John are legit lovebirds
Simon: Bummito, for the last time I'm not John's bf but I ship you guys 100%
Sophia: Whatever you all are in love admit it lmao. And no I'm gonna PASS
John: wtf Bum I'm not dating him, but you two...? OooOoo
Sophia: Oh my god srsly?
John: Simon is actually in love with Jesus tbh so maybe not?
Simon: Nope he's not my type John this is like the 5th time lol chill
John: Ok...
Sophia: Aww... Love birds...
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Simon: So I'm changing my last name
Sophia: Oh god what is it?
Simon: Bummito...
Sophia: W- Why?? -shakes head in disappointment-
Simon: Because if I ever get my PhD I'd make people call me Dr. Bummito. -shakes head in disappointment- Obviously.
Sophia: Sometimes I think you're actually killing my brain cells...
by THE._.GAY April 13, 2020
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Muffin Bumping

The act of two lesbians smashing their vaginas together in order to recieve sexual gratification.
Hey Nicole you down for some muffin bumping?

Sure, I'll bring my Melissa Ethridge CD!
by edenri July 2, 2016
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blood bumming

The perseverence of anal sex even when the reciprient is bleeding out...
Ted got caught blood bumming by his mum last night!
by Us-Trap September 26, 2018
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bumping nasties

Sex, as in thrusting two hairy, smelly parts of the body into each other till gooey liquids spurt out.
We were bumping nasties all night man, she was looser than my ass after an all you can eat mexican buffet!
by Anonymous May 28, 2003
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bumping stinkies

The act of having sex with foul smelling reproductive organs.
After a hard workout, both Mary and John were bumping stinkies despite not having taken a shower first.
by PaulJohnson October 3, 2008
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