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Band 5 Bullshitter

An NHS Employee that tells lies.
That nurse said I had cancer, it turns out I had the clap, she is a band 5 bullshitter
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Don't bullshit a bullshitter

The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.
So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."
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Don't bullshit a bullshitter.

A warning given when someone tries to talk around someone on a certain subject, but the person is very familiar with the subject matter.
Employer: It seems you tested positive for marijuana.

Employee: I was at a party and people were smoking around me.

Employer: The party must have been in a Mini Cooper with the windows rolled up to have this high of a concentration in your urine. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. Clean yourself up or you're out.
by R.J.H December 26, 2009
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world class bullshitters

Ever heard of world class bullshitters?
Yeah, they are the epitome of pop culture.
by Jalapeno1989 October 8, 2018
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bullshitters block

So you've heard of writer's block well this is basically the same thing but this occurs when you are trying to bullshit your way through an English assignment that is due tomorrow, at roughly 1: oo pm.
Man, my prof is going to be pissed, I didn't complete one of our assignments last night, I had bullshitters block.
by I drive a prius October 1, 2017
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biggest bullshitter of all time

Caleb C is the biggest bullshitter you will ever meet! He will say false things and lie! Beware of his bullshiterness it’s insanely hard to deal with. He is French so that could be why…
by Soapysoph August 23, 2023
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Bullshitter Deluxe

Noun- A person who tries to deceive by means of fibbing or lying. The deluxe variant is also someone who does the former, but also always has a story to top yours.
He's such a Bullshitter Deluxe.

He's a Bullshitter Deluxe with cheese.
by Barf_into_my_asshole September 4, 2025
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