buffucker

A person who masturbates while waiting for an online video to load.

Dude, he has pringle chips in his beard and all he's wearing is a robe that doesn't fit. He's definitely a buffucker.

by Charlie Brown's Cousin January 2, 2010

buttfuckery

Situation, activity or collection of objects considered unacceptable for one reason or another. The term is inherently plural. Usually, of, related to or to be compared with gay sex acts.

John came home to find his best friend dorking his dog, exclaimed "What kind of buttfuckery is this?".

by HeWhoHasNoFriends May 13, 2018

Bullfuckery

To describe somthing that is bullshit yet fuckery aswell and it's fun to say

That teacher is absolute bullfuckery

by Everyotherusernameisinuse October 3, 2018

Daffy Buttfucker

A pretentious connoisseur of fine art who frequently pontificates in art galleries to unwitting patrons, who often believe what comes out of this font of mad, crazy buttfuckery.

Pretentious Man: Observe the use of shadow here, and the brushstrokes there- it indicates Mufoachio's delving into the human spirit, capturing a sparkling gem of the human experience.

Museum Curator: You there, remove yourself from the premises, you daffy buttfucker.

by Fuinernel February 25, 2010

bug fucker

a male with a very small penis

Ryan is a bug fucker

by Justin Hell May 18, 2004

bug fucker

1.a male with a small penis (rude and derogatory)

2. a worthless and annoying person (usually a male)

Get that stupid little bug fucker out of my face.

by Light Joker October 4, 2004

buttfucker

One who rides the asses of other men. As in one who inserts a penis or vibrating dildo up the butt of another male. For fun. Oh my. Homo, anyone?

That little manslut buttfucker gave me his big one! He just grabbed my ass and rammed Johnny Horn over and over until he sprayed his gayness all over my butt.

by ArcticFox January 3, 2004